- King Barack tours his realm… [WP: synopsis in pictures, YouTube: Berlin Speech]
- And God sent a mighty hurricane to greet John McCain at his oil rig photo-op. [IHT, Wonkette]
- China, an old and decrepit civilization, has an old and decrepit population. [WP's J. Pomfret]
- They also opened a “village” to “house” and provide “services” to over 16,000 athletes. Take a hint, FEMA. [China Daily]
- Chinese Muslim Communists terrorists declare a Jihad on the Olympics. Holy Hu Jintao, China. [The Sunday Times]. The Muslims are still pissed off at this:

- In an apparent payback for China’s humiliating World Cup pwnage in the hands of Iraq, Iraqi athletes have been banned from the Olympics. They are accused of political interference in sports. Really? government getting its hands in sports? The ruling party picking who’s on the National Olympic Committee? China couldn’t help but be simply appalled. appalled. [CNN]
- We knew John Edwards was the worldly incarnation of transcendent evil, but does he really have to be so tasteless? [National Enquirer]
- In India, the Communists are defeated, and Freedom wins. [BBC]
- Radovan Karadzic, the Butcher of Bosnia and later the Hobo from Serbia, is captured. Pro-western politicians win. [BBC Profile, The Guardian]
Tags: Barack Obama, China, India, LOLympics