Transcript after the jump!
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9:33
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M – Mike Huckabee is speaking about something. |
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9:35
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M – lol Sarah Palin got more votes running for mayor of Wasilla than Joe Biden got running for President – Huckabee |
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9:37
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M – John McCain can’t lift his arms… is that a new revelation? |
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9:40
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M – John McCain is a war hero. |
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9:41
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M – lol Olbermann: Abraham Lincoln is not the founder of the Republican Party |
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9:42
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M – …and a wtf moment: Olbermann points out that it’s impossible for Palin to have gotten more votes than Biden. |
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9:42
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M – btw I hate that www.one.org ad. |
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9:45
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M – …and wtf is with all the natural gas ads? The Pickens ads for the RNC are much more overtly pusing CNG for cars… and whoever made this CNGNow.com ad must’ve missed Romney’s speech about not depending on the government, because they want Washington to lead on CNG? |
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9:47
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M – ….Romney interview: “Sarah Palin, she has problems [pause] …” |
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9:49
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M – …they’re showing Bristol Palin! |
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9:49
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M – She just heaved a bit sigh. |
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9:50
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M – the baby is presumably her brother/son/whatever/hopefully not both |
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9:52
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M – …the GM employee discount ad! Eat this, GM: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601110&sid=aTGVs73419wA |
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9:54
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M – MSNBC continues with our redneck vice princess and her boyfriend splashed across the screen |
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9:54
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M – …and Cindy McCain sits next to them! |
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9:56
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M – Pat Buchanan: Sarah Palin is fresh and attractive |
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10:01
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M – …and another guy here to tell us that being a mayor qualifies you to be president. |
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10:03
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M – this is the most important election, obv. …and “we’d better get it right.” |
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10:06
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M – …Mike Huckabee is sitting behind Palin’s family. |
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10:07
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M – ….making fun of “community organizer.” What are the people chanting? |
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10:07
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M – …now booing “Chicago machine politics.” |
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10:09
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M – …he voted “present.” nice segue into emphasizing executive experience |
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10:10
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M – ”Barack Obama has never led anything, nothing, nada, nothing” |
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10:11
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M – …wtf are these people chanting? |
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10:11
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M – ”we agree with Joe Biden” |
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10:12
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M – ”3 in the morning. We agree with Hillary” |
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10:13
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M – ”Change is not a destination, just as Hope is not a strategy” |
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10:14
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M – Man this guy is rocking. I wonder how differently the primary campaign would’ve been if Rudy was actually half as fun as his speech right now. |
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10:15
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M – …and you know, actually engaging with your audience. Although it’s kind of annoying when he repeats the crowd’s chants. |
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10:16
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M – …and Rudy’s stupid “keep us on offence” line. |
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10:19
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M – …who told the Republicans that they’re allowed to talk about Iraq in 2008? |
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10:21
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M – lol 300 foreign policy advisers. |
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10:23
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M – …the most popular governor? not anymore thanks to John McCain. Once again proving that McCain is a douche. |
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10:27
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M – …and Rudy gets in touch with his feminine side. |
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10:30
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M – …they’re delayed so skipping the vid. |
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10:31
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M – Sarah Palin gets on stage. For how long are they going to keep on screaming? |
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10:31
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M – …this isn’t good. Don’t drown her out and make her look weak. Stupid crowd. |
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10:31
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M – …She’s said “thank you” like six times. Clearly the RNC thinks that women like Palin really exist to be seen, not heard. |
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10:32
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M – …and there goes Intrade’s 15% chance bet that Palin will be withdrawn at the last minute. |
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10:33
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M – …what’s with saying John _S_ McCain? It’s so weird. |
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10:36
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M – …her son is going to Iraq. Okay we get it. |
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10:37
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M – lol she brings up her chilren. and the camera turns to them for the nth time. |
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10:37
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M – wtf who names their baby kind Trig? He’s bored already. |
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10:40
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M – Haberdasher! Palin said “Haberdasher”!!!!! |
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10:41
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M – lol hockey mom |
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10:44
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M – …camera showed security taking away some old lady. She’s flashing the peace sign on her way out. |
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10:47
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M – ”carry myself” stop using feminine phrases, Sarah. |
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10:49
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M – lol jet. ebay. |
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10:56
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M – lol styrofoam greek columns |
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11:04
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M – John McCain was a POW. |
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11:04
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M – John McCain was a POW |
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11:05
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M – John McCain was a POW |
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11:06
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M – John McCain was a POW, with this Tom guy. |
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11:10
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M – …they brought the whole family + that boyfriend on stage |
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11:14
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M – Palin a direct cultural shot; cultural alternative to Barack + Michelle Obama – Chris Matthews |
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11:37
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Tags: Mike Huckabee, Republican National Convention, Rudy Giuliani, Sarah Palin, VPILF