From CNN:
McCain senior domestic policy adviser Douglas Holtz-Eakin said Tuesday the BlackBerry mobile e-mail device was a “miracle that John McCain helped create.”
Holtz-Eakin should watch out. Calling it a “miracle” goes into St. Barack territory.
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Al Gore invented the Internet, John McCain created the BlackBerry
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Kim Jong Il died five years ago. jk
Sunday, September 7th, 2008from the Telegraph:
Prof Shigemura says Kim was not seen in public for the 42 days after September 10, 2003, and in his book “The True Character of Kim Jong Il” claims the man that North Koreans refer to as the “Dear Leader” died of diabetes.
We were sort of excited but then learned here that this recent attention to the claim is because of an article [subscription required] in Shukan Gendai, a trashy “news” magazine whose claim to fame is having published nude photos of gold medal-winning Romanian gymnasts in their official team leotards. [We realize that the preceding sentence doesn't make sense; but the whole shitstorm involved the uniforms and some nude photos, related, somehow.] The Independent also ran a story on KJI today (on which Yonhap reported), but is characteristically far less bullish (or, has far less bullshit):
Speculation was mounting last night over the health of the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Il. He has not been seen in public for more than three weeks, and, according to a source who has seen intelligence reports, five Chinese physicians entered North Korea about a week ago and are still there.
But our guess is that KJI is still alive and well, since we haven’t yet heard of any reports of a secret plane flight from North Korea to Cuba.
Sarah Palin doesn’t need to talk about the middle class. She is the middle class.
Saturday, September 6th, 2008…said somebody, some McCain surrogate giving an interview on MSNBC before the start of the fourth and final day of the RNC.
America’s new VPILF successfully blew off that pregnant-daughter thing; bringing that son-in-law-to-be on stage after her address seemed to pretty much seal it away, by showing Palin engaging in one of the finest traditions of middle American women:
…making a poor in-law’s life miserable. Seriously. Drag him out in front of 40 million Americans on prime-time television (we’re not talking Oprah here—oh God Sarah Palin wasn’t thinking of trotting out her kids on the Oprah show?) where the “elite media” is sure to point to his face with neon-sign caption “the baby’s father.” Does even John Edwards deserve that?* And even disregarding the baby thing, if America weren’t at the mercy of our beloved middle-class gals, the Bill of Rights would be eleven amendments long, and one of them would say that no man shall be compelled to present himself at a girlfriend’s family’s political convention. Well, something like that, maybe with broader language to protect every law-abiding citizen from situations of extreme awkwardness before an extended/quasi family and their 40 million friends.
But we digress. How about that other middle-class women thing, the part about having to make your ex’s life miserable? Unfortunately she can’t engage in this time-honored activity because she has been happily married to a high-school sweetheart (oh god)… or can she?
Remember, choosing Sarah Palin was McBRILLIANT (it must be true because you heard it on the Rush Limbaugh show). That can only mean that she is also McBRILLIANT; and yes, America, Sarah Palin has pursued a McBRILLIANT plan to allow her to “double down” on her appeal as the embodiment of the working middle-class American woman: she tried to ruin a ex-in-law’s life.
Hence we Sarah Palin fans can rest assured that troopergate is yet another step in her McBRILLIANT strategy of generating a barrage of “false flag” scandals in order to distract the evil media while highlighting and “doubling down” on her all-American character.
Also none of this matters because Sarah Palin is smoking hot.
*He does, actually.
Liveblogging C-SPAN 2′s Live Coverage of Ron Paul’s Rally for the Republic
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008…and as a bonus, a few comments on the RNC which we saw right after Ron Paul’s speech. Transcript after the jump!
Obama’s German Twin?
Friday, July 25th, 2008Via Der Spiegel:
Are the Germans training their own Barack Obama?
A catchy headline (SURPRISE KITSCH-POSH OBAMA COMIC)
Friday, July 18th, 2008The New York Times: A Cast of 300 Advises Obama on Foreign Policy
My first impression when I saw the headline was “Wow, Obama really has some nuts. No wonder Jesse wants to cut them off.” Then I read the article and realized that Obama doesn’t actually take advice from Leonidas on how to run the world and make our enemies cower in fear. Yea, I know. Sucks.
But what if Senator Obama hired the cast of 300 as his advisers? Better yet, what if he became Leonidas? Our foreign policy would then look something like this:
Barack Leonidas rules.
Bet-an-WIN
Friday, July 4th, 2008This is the general outline of the plan the Colombian military used to rescue Ingrid Betancourt and fourteen other hostages from the FARC. Massive Win. (There are pretty pictures in the document, so it’s worth taking a look even if you don’t understand Spanish).
-L.
Betancourt’s rescue story just keeps getting better
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008The recent rescue of former Colombian presidential candidate Ingrid Betancourt, three American contractors, and eleven Colombians from the FARC has not only shown the impressive ability of the Colombian military and intelligence forces (take note, Venezuela and Ecuador), but, according to popular anti-Castro blog The Real Cuba, Fidel’s old Argentine pal had a small role in the liberation:
Betancourt related how a white helicopter arrived, with no visible signs on its fuselage, and several people came out wearing logos from some unspecified organization and wearing che Guevara t-shirts. Betancourt said that when she saw that they were wearing che t-shirts she was convinced that it was a FARC operation and that the hostages were just going to be transferred to another location under control of the guerrillas.
The Colombian forces used the well-known symbol of the useful idiots against the masters. As Colombian Defense Minister Juan Manuel Santos said, “Jaque.” That means “check”(mate) in English and “LOL PWNED”(n00bs) in Internets.
So the next time you see a person who knows nothing about Che Guevara walking down the street wearing a Che Guevara T-Shirt or military beret, please thank that person. He or she finally did something “useful.”
-L.