Archive for the ‘It’s a Conspiracy!’ Category

The Mundell-Fleming GTA Hypothesis

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Grand Theft Auto IV achievement and trophy loyalists will remember the “Impossible Trinity” reward received after completing the “Museum Piece” mission.  Speculation abounded over the nature of the name and its significance, and later it was more or less revealed to be a teaser for the next two playable characters in the GTA IV episodic installments  [Kotaku, Giant Bomb]

For me this discussion went by the wayside until just recently, when Professor Jeffrey Frieden lectured about the “unholy/impossible trinity” in international economics (formally derived from the Mundell-Fleming model).  Basically, a country can at any time only choose two of three goals:  1) a fixed or pegged exchange rate, 2) an independent monetary policy, and 3) free capital mobility. Given a world where there is free capital mobility or capital controls can be avoided, countries will have to choose between 1 and 2.  Although this is a simplistic way of looking at the model, one could argue that the US, which lets its currency float, has chosen 2.  More information about this here and here.

What  does this mean?  Probably nothing.  Maybe the person in charge of achievements  had studied economics and was just having fun with the idea.  Or maybe “impossible trinity” is one of those blanket terms that can refer to many things that come in 3′s, not just economics.  Heck, I could write the religious hypothesis after this.  But that should not stop the mass speculation!  If you can only have 2 out of 3 characters, what are the GTA-specific reasons why you can’t have the 3rd?  Is Niko Bellic representative of fixed exchange rates or free capital mobility?

Ok, it was probably just a broad term or a reference to religion.  Extending economic models and hypotheses to try to interpret video game lore will just lead to a cluster****.

Harvard Students for 9/11 Truth?

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

One of your editors saw this advertisement inside Boylston Hall yesterday (click to enlarge):

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A closer look:

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It’s not strange for truthers to publicize their message on campus.  Every other week or so a guy sits outside the Science Center with a sign that reads “9/11 Truth Now.”  Sometimes people confront him, sometimes they listen, but often no one really cares.  What  is odd is that presumably some people have created a “Harvard Students for 9/11 Truth” group.  We are skeptic because there has been no word inside the various Harvard e-mail lists about this.  Then again, not everyone walks into Boylston Hall to put an ad on the main display board.

We will not be able to attend the meeting tomorrow to unravel this conspiracy within a conspiracy, as we are currently busy doing homework for Peggy Noonan’s class.  It doesn’t matter either way.  These students are doing it wrong.  Harvard is supposed to be the source of conspiracies, after all.  Maybe this group is part of a CIA inside job.

You only have enough money for one

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

Do you buy BioShock for $29.99?  Or BioShock and Elder Scrolls IV for $29.99?

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Choices, choices.

Found at a Best Buy in Cambridge, MA.  Right next to each other.

Conspiracy theory speculation time!

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Via Drudge:

A local TV station that reported on Chicagoans NOT wanting the Olympics has been told NOT to run the report again, insiders tell the DRUDGE REPORT!  The Chicago Olympic Committee told FOX Chicago that its broadcast “would harm Chicago’s chances” to be awarded the games.  The station’s news director ordered staff to hold fire after the report aired once last Thursday morning, claims a source.

There is just something odd about the group’s website.  It looks too slick and polished to be from a source that does not have a vested interest in moving the Olympics to Rio (an interest other than saving Chicago money).  My initial guess was that President Lula da Silva created an elite Brazilian PR task force to besmirch Chicago days before the official selection.  After watching the Chicagoans in the video, Lula da Silva most likely hired a U.S.-based PR firm instead.  Even better, maybe some people in Madrid or Tokyo wanted to kill two birds with one stone and tried to do so by making Brazil look like crap for making Chicago look like crap.

That, or 4chan is playing a big lolnoob on everyone.

Let the countdown to the 2016 LOLympics begin!

EDIT:  FOX Chicago reports that the anti-Chicago website may be based in Rio. [FOX Chicago]

…it’s probably all just an inside job from the Chicago political machine.