Archive for the ‘n00bs’ Category

“Googlebot ignores crawl-delay ftl”

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

It sometimes pays to read a website’s robots.txt file, as it may contain rather funny comments about particular bots.   Case in point, Twitter’s robots.txt:

http://www.twitter.com/robots.txt

#Google Search Engine Robot
User-agent: Googlebot
# Crawl-delay: 10 -- Googlebot ignores crawl-delay ftl
Allow: /*?*_escaped_fragment_
Disallow: /search
Disallow: /*?
Disallow: /*/with_friends
...
# Every bot that might possibly read and respect this file.

FTL may mean one of two things: “faster than light” or “for the lose.”  I am going to guess that since this likely has to do bandwidth usage, it is the latter.

Because here are at Kitsch-Posh we are all about TEH OPEN INTERWEBZ RDY 4 UR CRAWLING, here is our robots.txt file:

User-agent: *
Disallow:

Ron Paul would be proud.

Kitsch-Posh EXCLUSIVE: Inside the SFO Yoga Room

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

San Franciso International Airport recently unveiled a Yoga room, which is being called the first of its kind anywhere in the world.

One of your editors flew out of SFO on Thursday and had a chance to visit the Yoga room.  How was the experience, you ask? Well, the pictures speak for themselves.  Please note that the lights for the $15,000-$20,000 room went on and off at random intervals:

The light shows the way

Jackpot

Rules are meant to be respected...

...so I respect

$15,000-$20,000 at work

And I head for the exit

P.S.:  No one bothered me as I was taking the pictures inside and outside of the room, even though I was next to the security checkpoints, looked young and somewhat middle-easternish, and only had a backpack on me.  AMERICA!

P.P.S.: The plane from SFO to LAX was over 20 minutes late thanks to Obama Jam.

P.P.P.S.: No Yogic Flying, sadly.

When you don’t know how to handle money

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

…it doesn’t matter how much you have.

Case in point: Almost 80% of NFL players near bankruptcy two years after they retire.

 

Laws_of_Armed_Conflict.PPT

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

The pair of war crime prosecutors who indicted Charles Taylor back in 2003 have created a new firm, CW Group, that offered legal services to Guinea’s military regime. They made a 14-slide PowerPoint presentation, apparently aimed at educating the military’s officers and soldiers about the laws governing warfare (and maybe even get them to not violate them so egregiously?) [FP]

- Civilians! - Medical personnel! - Prisoners!

I guess if you’re going to have a military, you should teach your soldiers about the rules of war, somehow… But PowerPoint? Really?

One imagines that in the original .ppt version, these bullet points (pun intended?) “Civilians!” “Medical personnel!” and “Prisoners!” would fly in from the right side of the slide, with that car-zooming-and-screeching-to-halt sound effect.

Perhaps the excessive use of PowerPoint is the real war crime here…

Is Andrew Breitbart coming to take us down?

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Breitbart, editor for the Drudge Report and a media figure in his own right, confronted Max Blumenthal at CPAC over Blumenthal’s article on James O’Keefe (summary: the dude who spied on ACORN maybe is somewhat of a white nationalist).

Breitbart’s not done yet.  He is having so much fun he now wants to take down the “institutional left,” and he believes this will happen “within the next three weeks”:

He might be referring to his appearance on former Congressman (and radio personality!) Ernest Istook’s Harvard Institute of Politics study group, “Propaganda in American Politics.”  Breitbart is scheduled to be a guest speaker next week, which falls within the deadline he gave on a Fox News show that attracts more viewers at 3AM than CNN at 8PM.

This is a must-not-miss event.  What better way to take down the institutional left than to corrupt influence the minds of young Harvard intellectuals who will lead the institutions?  It worked for Peggy Noonan.

(EDIT:  Didn’t happen.  Some anti-global warming guy came instead.  The institutional left survives.)

[Media Matters via Gawker]

Demon Sheep

Thursday, February 4th, 2010
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A newly released ad from Carly Fiorina features a red-eyed “Demon Sheep” which is a guy dressed up as a sheep. Most of the ad sucks, so if you don’t want to watch all 3 minutes of it, skip ahead to 2:25. [WP]

R.I.P. Chris Brown’s Twitter account, killer named and at large

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

CNN writes the obituary.  Let us remember the short but great life of Chris Brown’s Twitter, mechanicaldummy:

Brown began using Twitter as a way to connect to his fans after he pleaded guilty and was sentenced for beating his then-girlfriend Rihanna.

Whether it was an attempt to garner favorable public relations in the wake of an image-shattering event or just a late adaptation to the microblogging craze, Brown had spent the months after the incident using his Twitter account to reach and connect with 172,366 followers.

He tweeted regularly thanking his fans for their continued support and sounding off after concerts.

It was unclear what specifically sparked Brown to delete his account, named “mechanicaldummy,” He had started the day with a normal “good morning” message to his fans.

12/14/09.  NEVER FORGET.

Now they need to go back to more Tiger Woods coverage.

The Harvard Center for Ethics presents…Eliot Spitzer

Monday, November 9th, 2009

No, really:

SpitzerLecture

The title of the lecture is “From Ayn Rand to Ken Feinberg — How Quickly the Paradigm Shifts.  What Should Be the Rationale for Government Participation in the Market?”  We guess he will talk about how different New York would be if he could take down Wall Street and whatnot.  That and/or prostitutes.  [Edmond J. Safra Foundation Center for Ethics at Harvard] [Office of the Arts at Harvard]

The Mundell-Fleming GTA Hypothesis

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Grand Theft Auto IV achievement and trophy loyalists will remember the “Impossible Trinity” reward received after completing the “Museum Piece” mission.  Speculation abounded over the nature of the name and its significance, and later it was more or less revealed to be a teaser for the next two playable characters in the GTA IV episodic installments  [Kotaku, Giant Bomb]

For me this discussion went by the wayside until just recently, when Professor Jeffrey Frieden lectured about the “unholy/impossible trinity” in international economics (formally derived from the Mundell-Fleming model).  Basically, a country can at any time only choose two of three goals:  1) a fixed or pegged exchange rate, 2) an independent monetary policy, and 3) free capital mobility. Given a world where there is free capital mobility or capital controls can be avoided, countries will have to choose between 1 and 2.  Although this is a simplistic way of looking at the model, one could argue that the US, which lets its currency float, has chosen 2.  More information about this here and here.

What  does this mean?  Probably nothing.  Maybe the person in charge of achievements  had studied economics and was just having fun with the idea.  Or maybe “impossible trinity” is one of those blanket terms that can refer to many things that come in 3′s, not just economics.  Heck, I could write the religious hypothesis after this.  But that should not stop the mass speculation!  If you can only have 2 out of 3 characters, what are the GTA-specific reasons why you can’t have the 3rd?  Is Niko Bellic representative of fixed exchange rates or free capital mobility?

Ok, it was probably just a broad term or a reference to religion.  Extending economic models and hypotheses to try to interpret video game lore will just lead to a cluster****.

Government on my mind

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

While checking my news feed, I came across this headline: “Azarenka Impresses on Doha Debut.” [BBC]

My instinctual reaction was to ask:  Hey, is Azarenka some newly formed nation-state in the WTO? Are other countries praising its commitment to lower tariffs and non-tariff barriers to trade at the Doha Round?

Well, the name actually refers to Belorussian tennis player Victoria Azarenka.  The Doha debut is…a tennis match.  Oy, this needs to be tagged under both “n00bs” and “win.”

You only have enough money for one

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

Do you buy BioShock for $29.99?  Or BioShock and Elder Scrolls IV for $29.99?

BioShockElder

Choices, choices.

Found at a Best Buy in Cambridge, MA.  Right next to each other.

Late night banter

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Gawker posted a small part of what we assume is the greatest late night interview of all time: Tucker Max and Carson Daly, mano a mano.  It turns out that Tucker has had a thing for Daly for years.  This is what he wrote back in 2005 while chronicling his real-life mythical adventures inside Jimmy Kimmel’s green room :

Then it happened. Possibly the most embarrassing moment of my life, and easily a moment I will eventually have to redeem myself for: Carson Daly walked in the Green Room…and I didn’t punch him in his face.

[. . .]

I saw him, my fight or flight response kicked in, and…well…I ran. Right to the bar, where I downed three vodka doubles in what felt like 30 seconds, got my courage up and went over to blast him in the face…and he was gone.  I know, I know. I failed. I am sorry.  I can’t remember the last time I was so utterly and completely disappointed in myself.  I promised many friends of mine that when I came out here, if I ever saw Carson Daly and I was drunk enough, I would beat his ass. I let my friends down.  But don’t worry–this has only begun. I’ll get Carson one day.

About a year later he added that he wouldn’t target Daly anymore:

He admitted on Conan that he is a douche-bag, which kinda steals my thunder. At this point, kicking his ass doesn’t really serve the purpose I wanted it to. If even he knows he’s a douche-bag, what fun is that?

And now with his appearance on Daly’s show to promote himself (and some movie project) the 180 is complete.  The end.