Archive for the ‘n00bs’ Category

Insane Alex Jones asks insane Glenn Beck to stop being so insane

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Yes, that Alex Jones wrote an “open letter” to Glenn Beck asking Beck to stop the inane behavior.  Best tidbit:

Your bizarre and clownish antics of fake crying, which you proved were staged when you replicated them on demand for a GQ photo shoot, are doing nothing but reinforcing the stereotype that the conservative right is insane.

While it would be easy (but unfair) to pull out some hilarious Alex Jones YTMNDs that make Glenn Beck look like Walter Cronkite in comparison, let’s just let the man speak for himself.

“Bizarre and clownish” indeed.

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Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Found this on YouTube:

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This should be titled: “Turn a Cartoon Into a Human Freak.”

Joe Wilson, Time Traveler

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

Here at Kitsch/Posh we imagined what it would be like if Joe Wilson were to confront some famous pronouncements throughout history (and fiction). Enjoy [YouTube]:

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El Rushbo thinks Obama gave truthers an interview

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

When confronted by a truther saying on his September 11 show that truthers make up a third of the country, Rush replied:

Well, you know something, Mark, what that tells me is that we’re losing one-third of the country to a bunch of insane lunatics, that 9/11 was an inside job.  I saw an interview, Mark, with Charlie Sheen.  Charlie Sheen got 20 minutes with Barack Obama.  I read the transcript.  And Charlie Sheen said, “Hey, the president’s the president, don’t you realize 9/11 was an inside job?”  And Obama didn’t want to go there.  If you can’t get the leader of your kooks to go along with what you kooks believe, then I would say that you’ve got a kook cause, 9/11 an inside job. I fear for the country because of such insanity and I’ve talked about the fact that we’re two or three countries today.  I have no illusion that I have any ability to reach the insane.  I have no ability that I have any sway over lunatics.  And, frankly, I don’t even try.  What I’m trying to do is make sure that the number of lunatics, the numbers of the genuinely politically insane remain as small as one-third so that you will forever remain the stupid idiot minority that you are.

[EDIT: AUDIO]

The Barack Obama “interview” Rush cites…is in Charlie Sheen’s head.  Sheen, Deputy Truther-in-Chief, wrote a fictional account of how he would conduct an interview with Obama.  The “transcript” was posted on truther website prisonplanet.com [TRANSCRIPT]

This begs a few questions:

First of all, what was Rush doing browing prisonplanet.com?

Second, really?  Really?  REALLY?

Here are some screenshots from his site:

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Will Rush play Glenn Beck’s “Oligarhy/Oligarchy” card and claim it was on purpose?  Stay tuned.  Meanwhile, make sure to check out Rush’s picture from his Hawaii golf trip.

Crimson Follies

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Today’s print edition of The Harvard Crimson contains an advertisement that was already the topic of conversation even before we read it.  Behold:

Uh-oh.

We predict an editorial in tomorrow’s Crimson about this.  But a quick Google search for “the crimson bradley smith” will yield an Op-Ed from 1994 where someone already discusses the matter.  The writer, Joanna Weiss, details why Smith’s ad was not run back then.  Weiss reminds:

The truth is, refusing to run an ad has nothing to do with promoting freedom of expression. A newspaper is not an open forum, like a street corner or an open kiosk. It’s a privately owned organization that sells its space. An advertisement, then, represents a business transaction–not a public statement.

And:

[Bradley Smith] sent out a second ad, this one more limited in subject and more innocuous in tone. It suggested that people rethink the Holocaust, but didn’t refute facts outright. . . And the main reason The Crimson decided against running the ad was the fact that it was hateful. We didn’t want to sell our space to print a hateful message, regardless of its exact wording.

Surely there are disagreements, right?

The decision to review ads often pits a newspaper’s editorial and business sides against each other. Each Holocaust ad would have given the Crimson more than 1,000 much-needed dollars. But the division isn’t always the same, with business aching to run the ad and editorial aching to quash it.

So did business win this time? Or did the advertisement just pass over the heads of enough people who would have otherwise said no?  Will tomorrow’s Crimson attempt to explain why it decided to run the ad?  Stay tuned.

EDIT: Tomorrow, the Crimson is going to publish a letter addressing the issue. You can find it here.

Hilarity

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

…is when you borrow the U.S. DVD for a Japanese TV show and try watch it on a library computer, only to find that the DVD player in said computer can play Region 2 but not Region 1 DVDs. See: AstroBoy + Harvard Yenching Library computers for East Asian languages research.

Harvard. In Obamacolor.

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Lowell House. In Obamacolor.

Lowell House. In Obamacolor.

Yesterday was move-in day for us Harvard College upperclassmen, and just a minute ago somebody dropped off at our door Harvard Student Agency’s premier publication, The Unofficial Guide to Life at Harvard, which is like a tourist guide for Harvard students, telling us about all the retail locations around the Square and the rest of Boston, etc. ad other handy information. Anywa, ythe cover image is a picture of Lowell House, in OBAMACOLOR. THAT’S NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE!!!1

From a trip to 7-Eleven

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Obama Water:

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It’s too easy to make a religious joke about the concept of “Obama Water” so we won’t even try.

I’m going to venture a speculation

Monday, June 15th, 2009

…that the recent election in Iran was in fact not subjected to massive fraud, and Mahmoud did actually get the votes of ~60% of the people over there. This isn’t to say that their “democratic” system is free or fair in any sense, but there’s pretty much no evidence, as far as I can see in the usual Western mainstream media, that measures up to the scale of fraud that some people suppose to have taken place.

Even if the other guy won, nothing would have really changed—even all the so-called “discontent” on the part of the educated urban citizenry and the various reports of violent protests are strategically worthless, because none of this is really translating to any significant loss of legitimacy for the regime as a whole. All the talk before the election about how a Mousavi win could mean a thawing of tensions was just wishful thinking anyway.

So it’s at least a comfort to see the U.S. government basically sit down and shut up about it (well, be as quiet as Washington can possibly be about anything) for the time being. People outside Iran who are walking around and alleging fraud are doing it wrong. The last thing you want to do is look like you’re trying to undermine Iran’s government domestically; only a regime that feels safe at home can be convinced that they can afford to negotiate, make some consessions, etc.

Conspiracy theorist to reveal Barack Obama is a white guy

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

In a riveting documentary of monumental proportions, Alex Jones will provide indisputable evidence that will prove what people have suspected all along: Obama is entirely Caucasian.

Here is the DVD cover for The Obama Deception:

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I’m guessing it’s Tony Blair behind the mask, just because it would bridge well with the Lyndon LaRouche conspiracies.

If you want to get a copy of this smoking-gun evidence before hundreds of Ron Paul supporters put the movie on YouTube, you can buy it here.

Herbert Hoover > George W. Bush

Monday, February 16th, 2009

According to this article , here are the worst presidents in American history (in descending order of crappiness) [CNN]:

  • James Buchanan
  • Andrew Johnson
  • Franklin D. Pierce
  • William Henry Harrison (wtf? Why beat on a guy that obviously wasn’t around for long enough to merit this place)
  • Warren G. Harding
  • Millard Fillmore
  • George W. Bush

Mysterious halo heralds Kim’s birthday in North Korea

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

Yes, really. [Reuters]