Archive for the ‘Our American Empire’ Category

The Harvard Center for Ethics presents…Eliot Spitzer

Monday, November 9th, 2009

No, really:

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The title of the lecture is “From Ayn Rand to Ken Feinberg — How Quickly the Paradigm Shifts.  What Should Be the Rationale for Government Participation in the Market?”  We guess he will talk about how different New York would be if he could take down Wall Street and whatnot.  That and/or prostitutes.  [Edmond J. Safra Foundation Center for Ethics at Harvard] [Office of the Arts at Harvard]

Señor Obama sells us to Mexico

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

This past Thursday, September 17, was Constitution Day, and the White House Blog posted the presidential proclamation for that day. [The White House Blog]

The post is titled “Día de la Constitución y la Ciudadanía,” which is Mexican for “The day we give up our constitution to Mexico and give citizenship to Mexicans,” and in the Spanish version of the proclamation (which was placed before the English), Obama calls himself:

EL PRESIDENTE DE ESTADOS UNIDOS DE NORTEAMÉRICA

So Obama has given away the Southern half of America to Mexico! Get this on Lou Dobbs’ desk RITE NAO.

Ron Paul fans react to McMahon senate announcement

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

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[Wonkette via Mother Jones]

The wrestler in the video is Glenn Jacobs (a.k.a. Kane), a hardcore Ron Paul/libertarian/Austrian economics fan.  He even blogs about those things here and here.  Given that Linda McMahon is running for the same seat that former Ron Paul adviser Peter Schiff wants, putting two and two together is easy.  Kane saw the neo-con oozing out of McMahon years ago and tombstoned her.  The “storyline” was just a cover.

Now McMahon is getting her revenge by becoming the anti-freedom establishment candidate, or so says diehard Austrian Lew Rockwell:

The powerbrokers who run the Republican party in the US and CT want to stop Peter Schiff’s run for the federal senate against Crook Dodd, so they are ginning up the campaign of the very wealthy Linda McMahon, head of the World Wrestling Federation, since the other Republicans are such losers.

Duh.  After all, is it really a coincidence that McMahon’s announcement comes when the latest poll shows Peter Schiff getting a whooping 1% of the vote among Republican primary voters? [Capitol Watch]  To be fair, Dodd is failing so miserably that another poll shows Schiff almost neck and neck with Dodd were Schiff to become the Republican candidate. [Rasmussen]  This is a big if now that Linda McMahon is there to use all her wrestling monies to ensure the power elite maintain the Connecticut seat.  Or maybe she is a zooprise Ron Pauls kandidates that will split the neo-con vote in half and give Schiff the victory or something.  Let the internets debate begin. [Ron Paul Forums]

The real question is:  who will be McMahon’s partner in her tag team match against Kane and Schiff at WrestleMania 26?

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Kane and Ron Paul in happier times.

HOPE Comics revived

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

The recent JibJab video portraying Barack Obama as a superhero is probably the best Obama caricature floating around the Internets.  Watch:

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This video awoke some memories.  Last year we designed Kitsch-Posh’s HOPE Comics series [OMG Kitsch-Posh].  We worked only on one issue because we figured that Obama would lose (no, not really; one of us wrote the issue at 3AM when he couldn’t sleep).  This was also before Obama appeared in Spider-Man and other comic books.  Since we don’t like to recycle old content too often, we have given the comic an alternate ending with an alternate font.  See if you can spot it:

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From a trip to 7-Eleven

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Obama Water:

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It’s too easy to make a religious joke about the concept of “Obama Water” so we won’t even try.

Barney Frank drove two thousand American Samoans out of work

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

Remember this hilarious video (we had posted it) of Barney Frank whipping it out on the House podium?

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We didn’t really know or care why the other guy thought the minimum wage bill was such a big deal for American Samoa. But then recently this came up [Reuters]:

Chicken of the Sea, the tuna company, announced this month that it will close its canning plant in American Samoa in September. The culprit is 2007 legislation in Washington that gradually increased the islands’ minimum wage until it reaches $7.25 an hour in July 2009, almost double the 2007 levels.

In 2007, the hourly minimum wage in American Samoa for fish canning and processing was $3.76 and the minimum wage for government employees was $3.41. Shipping had the highest minimum wage, at $4.59. Garment manufacturers got the lowest, at $3.18 an hour. A $7.25 wage is a substantial increase for most residents.

Chicken of the Sea will lay off 2,041 employees—12 percent of total employment, almost half of all cannery workers. And the 2,700 workers at StarKist, the other American Samoa tuna canning company and Chicken of the Sea’s rival, are probably concerned that their jobs are the next to go.

ABC also notes M0 increasing more than ever before

Monday, March 16th, 2009

From This Week with George Stephanopoulos:

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We have been writing about this for several months.  This particular graph shows M0 through the decades.

Khyber Pass

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

As you knkow, America now has big worries about her supply lines into Afghanistan due to the Khyber Pass being targeted by the enemy. Is History ever going to get bored of the old Khyber Pass Stole My Empire meme?

Herbert Hoover > George W. Bush

Monday, February 16th, 2009

According to this article , here are the worst presidents in American history (in descending order of crappiness) [CNN]:

  • James Buchanan
  • Andrew Johnson
  • Franklin D. Pierce
  • William Henry Harrison (wtf? Why beat on a guy that obviously wasn’t around for long enough to merit this place)
  • Warren G. Harding
  • Millard Fillmore
  • George W. Bush

Axelrod: Picking the Cabinet ‘isn’t like American Idol’

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

He is right. [CNN]  The Cabinet isn’t being picked ala American Idol, it was the vice president. [Kitsch-Posh OMG]

This stimulating video brought to you by the Speaker of the House

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

A couple of weeks old but it doesn’t have too many views to show for, especially considering the sheer degree of awesome which is this video [Nancy Pelosi's YouTube Channel, via somebody's LJ]:

This writer is president of the United States

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

No, not me. Just thought it was funny to see the quick explainer at the end of Obama’s op-ed in today’s Post (and yes, as WP wrote it, it is supposed to be lower-case “president” and without “the” in front) [WP]

And he spoke at the House Democrats’ annual retreat in Willimsburg, VA about the bill. [CNN]