When I asked my dad about the comments Chavez gave that he will probably begin to lose his hair as a result of the chemotherapy, my dad replied, “He’ll just shave it off.”

I am putting this out there so it will be time stamped.  If this is ever proven true, I am expecting my dad to get a column in the New York Times adjacent to Paul Krugman’s musings.

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UPDATE:

Thanksgiving Dinner conversation:

Me:  ”So, do you still think Chavez’s cancer is fake?”

Him: …

Me: …

Him: No.

Case closed.

Case in point: Almost 80% of NFL players near bankruptcy two years after they retire.

I guess if you’re going to have a military, you should teach your soldiers about the rules of war, somehow… But PowerPoint? Really?

One imagines that in the original .ppt version, these bullet points (pun intended?) “Civilians!” “Medical personnel!” and “Prisoners!” would fly in from the right side of the slide, with that car-zooming-and-screeching-to-halt sound effect.

Perhaps the excessive use of PowerPoint is the real war crime here…

Breitbart’s not done yet.  He is having so much fun he now wants to take down the “institutional left,” and he believes this will happen “within the next three weeks”:

He might be referring to his appearance on former Congressman (and radio personality!) Ernest Istook’s Harvard Institute of Politics study group, “Propaganda in American Politics.”  Breitbart is scheduled to be a guest speaker next week, which falls within the deadline he gave on a Fox News show that attracts more viewers at 3AM than CNN at 8PM.

This is a must-not-miss event.  What better way to take down the institutional left than to corrupt influence the minds of young Harvard intellectuals who will lead the institutions?  It worked for Peggy Noonan.

(EDIT:  Didn’t happen.  Some anti-global warming guy came instead.  The institutional left survives.)

[Media Matters via Gawker]

The Harvard Foundation and the Office for the Arts at Harvard are different entities, but wouldn’t it make sense — given that the OAH and concert organizers are using the arts to promote aid for Haiti — to donate at least part of the concert proceeds to Jean’s Yele Haiti organization?

The money will go to Partners most likely because its co-founder is Harvard professor Paul Farmer, a graduate from the med school.  Or perhaps it’s due to the increasing amount of negative information coming out about Jean’s foundation.

Give Jean the voice, not the money?

Hopefully the Harvard Foundation will not have to regret its choice.

Class Day: CNN’s  Christiane Amanpour.   (General feeling in our circles:  “Several seniors expressed ambivalence about the choice—a sentiment that may stem from a lack of recognition of Amanpour’s name among some individuals.”  Let’s hope her speech is a good one.)

Amy Bishop, who had problems with “noise and kids” when she lived in MA, recently opposed a policy that would require all freshmen and sophomores to live on campus.  She spoke against it during one of UAH’s Faculty Senate meetings late last year [al.com].

Most of the UAH Faculty Senate website is currently inaccessible, but Google again does its job [Minutes] [Senate Journal][Resolutions Passed] [Executive Committee Reports] [Upcoming Meetings] [Bills Pending]

Bishop’s Faculty Senate involvement, bills proposed, and other things we found after the jump:

Maria Davis, one of victims, was in the Faculty Senate with Bishop. (There is a “Davis” from SCI, the College of Science, in the Faculty Senate.  When she was absent to a meeting the full name was listed as “Maria Davis” [December 4, 2008 Minutes])

A perhaps cryptic note from the January 27, 2010 Faculty Senate Executive Committee meeting:  “We have received all files for Promotion and Tenure except one and met URB and handed over all but one, we do not have one” [January 27 Minutes].

The only bill Amy Bishop motioned in her four years as a Faculty Senate member was Senate Bill 316, which was related to UAH’s 64 Hours Policy.  As the school newspaper points out, the policy says that “All single students who have earned less than 64 hours of college credit, are enrolled in 12 or more hours at…[UAH] are required to live on campus” [The Exponent].   It would presumably also affect transfer students, who only need 24 semester hours of credit to be eligible to enter the university [UAH Transfer].

The bill was about “transfer hours and allowing them at any time” [February 12 Minutes, Point 6].  It lets students transfer a maximum of 64 hours of junior, community, or two-year college credits to UAH.  Before that, UAH students could not transfer outside credit once they had “accumulated 64 hours of credit from all sources,” including UAH.  [SB 316].

In sum,  it appears that SB 316 makes it easier for students to meet the 64-hour threshold promptly and not have to live on campus.

UAH President David Williams reported that UAH is in deep financial trouble, a lot of jobs/groups will be cut,  the university has to meet budget needs, they have to come up with ideas to work with what’s given, and that they should “not hold out great hopes for the ‘stimulus package’” (Point 3).

Near the end of the meeting Bishop motioned for something called the “Sense of the Senate Resolution:  Shared Governance” (Point 7).  We don’t know what that means, but it may be related to faculty participation in the governance of the university as outlined in the faculty handbook [Shared Governance, UAH].

Was Bishop mad at the administration?

Someone on Wikipedia wrote that Bishop actually led a motion to officially censure President Williams at the same November 12 meeting in which she decried the new housing policy.  However, we were unable to find proof of who first proposed the bill, known as SB 331.  The Faculty Senate voted to consider the bill [The Exponent], but it failed by two votes earlier this year [January 7 Minutes].  Note that Bishop was absent at the January 7 meeting and no longer listed in the Faculty Senate roll call.  She was also not present (though still listed) for the second reading of the bill [December 3 Minutes].  A stable online copy of SB 331 can be found via the local NBC affiliate [WAFF 48].  It is safe to assume that Bishop was one of the members who voted to consider the bill.

But was there a “shared governance” problem after all?

When the new student housing policy was unveiled later that year, the Faculty Senate voted against it for the “scholastic effects” it would have [SR 09/10-04], but not before resolving that “the Senate is without response to numerous Bills and Resolutions” from the UAH administration [SR 09/10-03].

The Faculty Senate felt that there was a lack of communication between the faculty and President Williams, especially over the new residency policy.  Note the second, third, and fourth bullet points in the summary of the November 19 Faculty Senate Executive Committee meeting [FS Executive Committee Summary], which took place on the same day the al.com story was published.

And there was something about a Moody’s report in all of this? Part of the upset was due to the President’s unwillingness to give the Faculty Senate full disclosure about “a business plan, (Moody’s plan) for bond rating purposes that was understood by [the Faculty Senate's Undergraduate Scholastic Affairs Committee] to contain statements regarding residency policy commitments or the effect of policy on housing subscriptions”  [Faculty Senate Resolutions Passed] [SB 328, Release of Moody's Plan Resolution] (listed under 01-Dec-09, but proposed October 27). According to the November 19 FS Executive Committee minutes, President Williams did not give the information for “legal reasons.”

One reason why the Faculty Senate cared about  Moody’s plan: SB 331 notes that “the bonds issued for financing of the new dormitory complex may be purchased by retirement systems, such as the Retirement Systems of Alabama.”  Furthermore, the al.com story reports that the money to pay the interest on the bonds would come from student rent, i.e. from students who live on campus.

The Faculty Senate also passed a resolution asking the administration for better communication channels, more faculty and student input, and that President Williams release all communications he had received about the housing policy.  We only found it in a Word document, but it’s worth a read [Faculty Senate Resolutions Passed] [SB 329, Faculty Input on Student Housing Resolution] (again listed under 01-Dec-09, but proposed October 27).

The censure bill came less than a month later.

And no, no one bought a horse [February 26 Meeting, Point 1.2]

A newly released ad from Carly Fiorina features a red-eyed “Demon Sheep” which is a guy dressed up as a sheep. Most of the ad sucks, so if you don’t want to watch all 3 minutes of it, skip ahead to 2:25. [WP]

Brown began using Twitter as a way to connect to his fans after he pleaded guilty and was sentenced for beating his then-girlfriend Rihanna.

Whether it was an attempt to garner favorable public relations in the wake of an image-shattering event or just a late adaptation to the microblogging craze, Brown had spent the months after the incident using his Twitter account to reach and connect with 172,366 followers.

He tweeted regularly thanking his fans for their continued support and sounding off after concerts.

It was unclear what specifically sparked Brown to delete his account, named “mechanicaldummy,” He had started the day with a normal “good morning” message to his fans.

12/14/09.  NEVER FORGET.

Now they need to go back to more Tiger Woods coverage.

Here are some of the slogans they are running with:

Touching students everywhere.

We don’t go soft.

Servicing the student body.

Erecting a better Harvard.

Last year, the establishment managed to defeat the candidacy of Herr Michael Koenigs and that freshman chick from Alaska (McCain totally ripped that one off) by deploying an array of inside-job fake opposition tickets to split the dissenting vote.  This time, however, there are only three tickets running…

But the monopoly of control over the political process has become complacent in its power and revealed its true nature: The Bowman/Hysen pair has received the endorsement of both the Democrats AND the Republicans. Showing that the two-party system is a shitshow designed to distract the masses while the powerful funnel the people’s money into their massive slush funds and distribute them to their friends, loyal supporters, and possibly prostitutes. They are so shameless that they even completely stole the web design of Long Johnson. [Bowman|Hysen for UC]

The title of the lecture is “From Ayn Rand to Ken Feinberg — How Quickly the Paradigm Shifts.  What Should Be the Rationale for Government Participation in the Market?”  We guess he will talk about how different New York would be if he could take down Wall Street and whatnot.  That and/or prostitutes.  [Edmond J. Safra Foundation Center for Ethics at Harvard] [Office of the Arts at Harvard]

(Click to enlarge.  Excuse  me for the quality of the picture, as I was running the L4D2 demo from my college laptop.)

The background: Valve recently released the Left 4 Dead 2 demo.  Although the only game play mode officially offered is the standard survival bout, it took only about a week for members of the online community to figure out how to modify the files to allow people to play as the infected (zombies).   This semi-versus mode is not perfect, however, and as a result every time a player switches between human and infected the system creates an extra survivor clone.  This process can be repeated over a dozen times.   Since there are only four character models for the survivors, continuous switching ensures that there are multiple copies of the same character.   Yes, it’s awesome.  The only downside is that the game still caps the total number of human players at four, which means that most of the survivor characters will be AI.

The story behind the picture: Three other players and I decided to spawn the maximum number of survivors using the mod/glitch technique so that we could fight them as infected in expert difficulty.  There is a point in the second level of the Parish campaign where all the survivors must enter a trailer, close the door, and open another door that leads to a tower with an alarm that must be switched off.  Sometimes the AI was unresponsive and would just stay stuck inside the trailer (they would also not stop repeating the same lines).  The only way to kill them was to enter the trailer.  I took this picture late in the game when only a few survivors were still alive.  It shows multiple dead “Ellis” models one after another, partly covered by one of the remaining “Nick” models.  We won the game shortly after.