Archive for the ‘Symbolism’ Category

The Mundell-Fleming GTA Hypothesis

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Grand Theft Auto IV achievement and trophy loyalists will remember the “Impossible Trinity” reward received after completing the “Museum Piece” mission.  Speculation abounded over the nature of the name and its significance, and later it was more or less revealed to be a teaser for the next two playable characters in the GTA IV episodic installments  [Kotaku, Giant Bomb]

For me this discussion went by the wayside until just recently, when Professor Jeffrey Frieden lectured about the “unholy/impossible trinity” in international economics (formally derived from the Mundell-Fleming model).  Basically, a country can at any time only choose two of three goals:  1) a fixed or pegged exchange rate, 2) an independent monetary policy, and 3) free capital mobility. Given a world where there is free capital mobility or capital controls can be avoided, countries will have to choose between 1 and 2.  Although this is a simplistic way of looking at the model, one could argue that the US, which lets its currency float, has chosen 2.  More information about this here and here.

What  does this mean?  Probably nothing.  Maybe the person in charge of achievements  had studied economics and was just having fun with the idea.  Or maybe “impossible trinity” is one of those blanket terms that can refer to many things that come in 3′s, not just economics.  Heck, I could write the religious hypothesis after this.  But that should not stop the mass speculation!  If you can only have 2 out of 3 characters, what are the GTA-specific reasons why you can’t have the 3rd?  Is Niko Bellic representative of fixed exchange rates or free capital mobility?

Ok, it was probably just a broad term or a reference to religion.  Extending economic models and hypotheses to try to interpret video game lore will just lead to a cluster****.

Harvard Students for 9/11 Truth?

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

One of your editors saw this advertisement inside Boylston Hall yesterday (click to enlarge):

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A closer look:

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It’s not strange for truthers to publicize their message on campus.  Every other week or so a guy sits outside the Science Center with a sign that reads “9/11 Truth Now.”  Sometimes people confront him, sometimes they listen, but often no one really cares.  What  is odd is that presumably some people have created a “Harvard Students for 9/11 Truth” group.  We are skeptic because there has been no word inside the various Harvard e-mail lists about this.  Then again, not everyone walks into Boylston Hall to put an ad on the main display board.

We will not be able to attend the meeting tomorrow to unravel this conspiracy within a conspiracy, as we are currently busy doing homework for Peggy Noonan’s class.  It doesn’t matter either way.  These students are doing it wrong.  Harvard is supposed to be the source of conspiracies, after all.  Maybe this group is part of a CIA inside job.

Late night banter

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Gawker posted a small part of what we assume is the greatest late night interview of all time: Tucker Max and Carson Daly, mano a mano.  It turns out that Tucker has had a thing for Daly for years.  This is what he wrote back in 2005 while chronicling his real-life mythical adventures inside Jimmy Kimmel’s green room :

Then it happened. Possibly the most embarrassing moment of my life, and easily a moment I will eventually have to redeem myself for: Carson Daly walked in the Green Room…and I didn’t punch him in his face.

[. . .]

I saw him, my fight or flight response kicked in, and…well…I ran. Right to the bar, where I downed three vodka doubles in what felt like 30 seconds, got my courage up and went over to blast him in the face…and he was gone.  I know, I know. I failed. I am sorry.  I can’t remember the last time I was so utterly and completely disappointed in myself.  I promised many friends of mine that when I came out here, if I ever saw Carson Daly and I was drunk enough, I would beat his ass. I let my friends down.  But don’t worry–this has only begun. I’ll get Carson one day.

About a year later he added that he wouldn’t target Daly anymore:

He admitted on Conan that he is a douche-bag, which kinda steals my thunder. At this point, kicking his ass doesn’t really serve the purpose I wanted it to. If even he knows he’s a douche-bag, what fun is that?

And now with his appearance on Daly’s show to promote himself (and some movie project) the 180 is complete.  The end.

Conspiracy theory speculation time!

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Via Drudge:

A local TV station that reported on Chicagoans NOT wanting the Olympics has been told NOT to run the report again, insiders tell the DRUDGE REPORT!  The Chicago Olympic Committee told FOX Chicago that its broadcast “would harm Chicago’s chances” to be awarded the games.  The station’s news director ordered staff to hold fire after the report aired once last Thursday morning, claims a source.

There is just something odd about the group’s website.  It looks too slick and polished to be from a source that does not have a vested interest in moving the Olympics to Rio (an interest other than saving Chicago money).  My initial guess was that President Lula da Silva created an elite Brazilian PR task force to besmirch Chicago days before the official selection.  After watching the Chicagoans in the video, Lula da Silva most likely hired a U.S.-based PR firm instead.  Even better, maybe some people in Madrid or Tokyo wanted to kill two birds with one stone and tried to do so by making Brazil look like crap for making Chicago look like crap.

That, or 4chan is playing a big lolnoob on everyone.

Let the countdown to the 2016 LOLympics begin!

EDIT:  FOX Chicago reports that the anti-Chicago website may be based in Rio. [FOX Chicago]

…it’s probably all just an inside job from the Chicago political machine.

Señor Obama sells us to Mexico

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

This past Thursday, September 17, was Constitution Day, and the White House Blog posted the presidential proclamation for that day. [The White House Blog]

The post is titled “Día de la Constitución y la Ciudadanía,” which is Mexican for “The day we give up our constitution to Mexico and give citizenship to Mexicans,” and in the Spanish version of the proclamation (which was placed before the English), Obama calls himself:

EL PRESIDENTE DE ESTADOS UNIDOS DE NORTEAMÉRICA

So Obama has given away the Southern half of America to Mexico! Get this on Lou Dobbs’ desk RITE NAO.

The so-called nanny state is here. Just look.

Friday, September 18th, 2009

A well-suited advertisement next to a Politico story about Chuck Todd sneezing. (Click to enlarge)

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Ron Paul fans react to McMahon senate announcement

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

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[Wonkette via Mother Jones]

The wrestler in the video is Glenn Jacobs (a.k.a. Kane), a hardcore Ron Paul/libertarian/Austrian economics fan.  He even blogs about those things here and here.  Given that Linda McMahon is running for the same seat that former Ron Paul adviser Peter Schiff wants, putting two and two together is easy.  Kane saw the neo-con oozing out of McMahon years ago and tombstoned her.  The “storyline” was just a cover.

Now McMahon is getting her revenge by becoming the anti-freedom establishment candidate, or so says diehard Austrian Lew Rockwell:

The powerbrokers who run the Republican party in the US and CT want to stop Peter Schiff’s run for the federal senate against Crook Dodd, so they are ginning up the campaign of the very wealthy Linda McMahon, head of the World Wrestling Federation, since the other Republicans are such losers.

Duh.  After all, is it really a coincidence that McMahon’s announcement comes when the latest poll shows Peter Schiff getting a whooping 1% of the vote among Republican primary voters? [Capitol Watch]  To be fair, Dodd is failing so miserably that another poll shows Schiff almost neck and neck with Dodd were Schiff to become the Republican candidate. [Rasmussen]  This is a big if now that Linda McMahon is there to use all her wrestling monies to ensure the power elite maintain the Connecticut seat.  Or maybe she is a zooprise Ron Pauls kandidates that will split the neo-con vote in half and give Schiff the victory or something.  Let the internets debate begin. [Ron Paul Forums]

The real question is:  who will be McMahon’s partner in her tag team match against Kane and Schiff at WrestleMania 26?

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Kane and Ron Paul in happier times.

Insane Alex Jones asks insane Glenn Beck to stop being so insane

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Yes, that Alex Jones wrote an “open letter” to Glenn Beck asking Beck to stop the inane behavior.  Best tidbit:

Your bizarre and clownish antics of fake crying, which you proved were staged when you replicated them on demand for a GQ photo shoot, are doing nothing but reinforcing the stereotype that the conservative right is insane.

While it would be easy (but unfair) to pull out some hilarious Alex Jones YTMNDs that make Glenn Beck look like Walter Cronkite in comparison, let’s just let the man speak for himself.

“Bizarre and clownish” indeed.

Joe Wilson, Time Traveler

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

Here at Kitsch/Posh we imagined what it would be like if Joe Wilson were to confront some famous pronouncements throughout history (and fiction). Enjoy [YouTube]:

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El Rushbo thinks Obama gave truthers an interview

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

When confronted by a truther saying on his September 11 show that truthers make up a third of the country, Rush replied:

Well, you know something, Mark, what that tells me is that we’re losing one-third of the country to a bunch of insane lunatics, that 9/11 was an inside job.  I saw an interview, Mark, with Charlie Sheen.  Charlie Sheen got 20 minutes with Barack Obama.  I read the transcript.  And Charlie Sheen said, “Hey, the president’s the president, don’t you realize 9/11 was an inside job?”  And Obama didn’t want to go there.  If you can’t get the leader of your kooks to go along with what you kooks believe, then I would say that you’ve got a kook cause, 9/11 an inside job. I fear for the country because of such insanity and I’ve talked about the fact that we’re two or three countries today.  I have no illusion that I have any ability to reach the insane.  I have no ability that I have any sway over lunatics.  And, frankly, I don’t even try.  What I’m trying to do is make sure that the number of lunatics, the numbers of the genuinely politically insane remain as small as one-third so that you will forever remain the stupid idiot minority that you are.

[EDIT: AUDIO]

The Barack Obama “interview” Rush cites…is in Charlie Sheen’s head.  Sheen, Deputy Truther-in-Chief, wrote a fictional account of how he would conduct an interview with Obama.  The “transcript” was posted on truther website prisonplanet.com [TRANSCRIPT]

This begs a few questions:

First of all, what was Rush doing browing prisonplanet.com?

Second, really?  Really?  REALLY?

Here are some screenshots from his site:

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Will Rush play Glenn Beck’s “Oligarhy/Oligarchy” card and claim it was on purpose?  Stay tuned.  Meanwhile, make sure to check out Rush’s picture from his Hawaii golf trip.

Crimson Follies

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Today’s print edition of The Harvard Crimson contains an advertisement that was already the topic of conversation even before we read it.  Behold:

Uh-oh.

We predict an editorial in tomorrow’s Crimson about this.  But a quick Google search for “the crimson bradley smith” will yield an Op-Ed from 1994 where someone already discusses the matter.  The writer, Joanna Weiss, details why Smith’s ad was not run back then.  Weiss reminds:

The truth is, refusing to run an ad has nothing to do with promoting freedom of expression. A newspaper is not an open forum, like a street corner or an open kiosk. It’s a privately owned organization that sells its space. An advertisement, then, represents a business transaction–not a public statement.

And:

[Bradley Smith] sent out a second ad, this one more limited in subject and more innocuous in tone. It suggested that people rethink the Holocaust, but didn’t refute facts outright. . . And the main reason The Crimson decided against running the ad was the fact that it was hateful. We didn’t want to sell our space to print a hateful message, regardless of its exact wording.

Surely there are disagreements, right?

The decision to review ads often pits a newspaper’s editorial and business sides against each other. Each Holocaust ad would have given the Crimson more than 1,000 much-needed dollars. But the division isn’t always the same, with business aching to run the ad and editorial aching to quash it.

So did business win this time? Or did the advertisement just pass over the heads of enough people who would have otherwise said no?  Will tomorrow’s Crimson attempt to explain why it decided to run the ad?  Stay tuned.

EDIT: Tomorrow, the Crimson is going to publish a letter addressing the issue. You can find it here.

Calvo Tenorio, the gamer you can trust

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Tenorio is a level-80 dwarf priest in the game World of Warcraft, and he officially announced his plan to run for Lieutenant Governor of Guam to a video games website.  He is also a senator from the territory, so it’s legit. [Game Politics]

All I want to know is how he finds time to manage a presumably important government position and a level-80 character (plus family, food, and sleep).  I remember when I signed up for a WoW free trial account.  Before I knew it the ten days had passed and all I had done was kill wild boars and ventured inside Ironforge to try to find a party.  Currently your editors know people who spend most of their spare time playing another addicting MMORPG.    If Tenorio can manage both responsibly, then more power to him.

The only thing that irks me is this part of his announcement:

Perhaps together, we can continue to let people, voters and those in positions of authority know that gamers are the same as those who do everything from clean public parks, fight and die for democracy, conduct intricate procedures in professional careers, and, Yes, even make policy…for our communities, everywhere around the globe. That simple fact is rarely said but is the basis for an even broader discussion on the depth and breadth of people who enjoy gaming and still carry out their responsibilities.

On the remote chance that Tenorio reads this post, a word of advice:  do not repeat this during the campaign.  Research shows there are misconceptions about people who play video games, but the way this is written almost makes the situation look like some kind of civil rights recognition struggle.  Be the “Lieutenant Governor who happens to be a gamer,” not the “gamer Lieutenant Governor.”

EDIT:  Make sure to read the  funny comments attached to the Tenorio story on Game Politics.  The Internet is serious business.