Archive for the ‘Symbolism’ Category

El Rushbo thinks Obama gave truthers an interview

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

When confronted by a truther saying on his September 11 show that truthers make up a third of the country, Rush replied:

Well, you know something, Mark, what that tells me is that we’re losing one-third of the country to a bunch of insane lunatics, that 9/11 was an inside job.  I saw an interview, Mark, with Charlie Sheen.  Charlie Sheen got 20 minutes with Barack Obama.  I read the transcript.  And Charlie Sheen said, “Hey, the president’s the president, don’t you realize 9/11 was an inside job?”  And Obama didn’t want to go there.  If you can’t get the leader of your kooks to go along with what you kooks believe, then I would say that you’ve got a kook cause, 9/11 an inside job. I fear for the country because of such insanity and I’ve talked about the fact that we’re two or three countries today.  I have no illusion that I have any ability to reach the insane.  I have no ability that I have any sway over lunatics.  And, frankly, I don’t even try.  What I’m trying to do is make sure that the number of lunatics, the numbers of the genuinely politically insane remain as small as one-third so that you will forever remain the stupid idiot minority that you are.

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The Barack Obama “interview” Rush cites…is in Charlie Sheen’s head.  Sheen, Deputy Truther-in-Chief, wrote a fictional account of how he would conduct an interview with Obama.  The “transcript” was posted on truther website prisonplanet.com [TRANSCRIPT]

This begs a few questions:

First of all, what was Rush doing browing prisonplanet.com?

Second, really?  Really?  REALLY?

Here are some screenshots from his site:

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Will Rush play Glenn Beck’s “Oligarhy/Oligarchy” card and claim it was on purpose?  Stay tuned.  Meanwhile, make sure to check out Rush’s picture from his Hawaii golf trip.

Crimson Follies

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Today’s print edition of The Harvard Crimson contains an advertisement that was already the topic of conversation even before we read it.  Behold:

Uh-oh.

We predict an editorial in tomorrow’s Crimson about this.  But a quick Google search for “the crimson bradley smith” will yield an Op-Ed from 1994 where someone already discusses the matter.  The writer, Joanna Weiss, details why Smith’s ad was not run back then.  Weiss reminds:

The truth is, refusing to run an ad has nothing to do with promoting freedom of expression. A newspaper is not an open forum, like a street corner or an open kiosk. It’s a privately owned organization that sells its space. An advertisement, then, represents a business transaction–not a public statement.

And:

[Bradley Smith] sent out a second ad, this one more limited in subject and more innocuous in tone. It suggested that people rethink the Holocaust, but didn’t refute facts outright. . . And the main reason The Crimson decided against running the ad was the fact that it was hateful. We didn’t want to sell our space to print a hateful message, regardless of its exact wording.

Surely there are disagreements, right?

The decision to review ads often pits a newspaper’s editorial and business sides against each other. Each Holocaust ad would have given the Crimson more than 1,000 much-needed dollars. But the division isn’t always the same, with business aching to run the ad and editorial aching to quash it.

So did business win this time? Or did the advertisement just pass over the heads of enough people who would have otherwise said no?  Will tomorrow’s Crimson attempt to explain why it decided to run the ad?  Stay tuned.

EDIT: Tomorrow, the Crimson is going to publish a letter addressing the issue. You can find it here.

Calvo Tenorio, the gamer you can trust

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Tenorio is a level-80 dwarf priest in the game World of Warcraft, and he officially announced his plan to run for Lieutenant Governor of Guam to a video games website.  He is also a senator from the territory, so it’s legit. [Game Politics]

All I want to know is how he finds time to manage a presumably important government position and a level-80 character (plus family, food, and sleep).  I remember when I signed up for a WoW free trial account.  Before I knew it the ten days had passed and all I had done was kill wild boars and ventured inside Ironforge to try to find a party.  Currently your editors know people who spend most of their spare time playing another addicting MMORPG.    If Tenorio can manage both responsibly, then more power to him.

The only thing that irks me is this part of his announcement:

Perhaps together, we can continue to let people, voters and those in positions of authority know that gamers are the same as those who do everything from clean public parks, fight and die for democracy, conduct intricate procedures in professional careers, and, Yes, even make policy…for our communities, everywhere around the globe. That simple fact is rarely said but is the basis for an even broader discussion on the depth and breadth of people who enjoy gaming and still carry out their responsibilities.

On the remote chance that Tenorio reads this post, a word of advice:  do not repeat this during the campaign.  Research shows there are misconceptions about people who play video games, but the way this is written almost makes the situation look like some kind of civil rights recognition struggle.  Be the “Lieutenant Governor who happens to be a gamer,” not the “gamer Lieutenant Governor.”

EDIT:  Make sure to read the  funny comments attached to the Tenorio story on Game Politics.  The Internet is serious business.

Harvard. In Obamacolor.

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Lowell House. In Obamacolor.

Lowell House. In Obamacolor.

Yesterday was move-in day for us Harvard College upperclassmen, and just a minute ago somebody dropped off at our door Harvard Student Agency’s premier publication, The Unofficial Guide to Life at Harvard, which is like a tourist guide for Harvard students, telling us about all the retail locations around the Square and the rest of Boston, etc. ad other handy information. Anywa, ythe cover image is a picture of Lowell House, in OBAMACOLOR. THAT’S NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE!!!1

Bull Moose Party II

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

From Rasmussen:

If the 2012 presidential election were held today, President Obama and possible Republican nominee Mitt Romney would be all tied up at 45% each, according to a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey.

The president, seeking a second four-year term, beats another potential GOP rival, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, by six points – 48% to 42%.

That Palin would receive 42% of the vote in a presidential election compared to Obama’s 48% as things currently stand is impressive.  It says that maybe Palin’s political obituary shouldn’t be etched in stone so soon.  She has hinted that she doesn’t have to be a conventional politician to affect society.  So what can non-conventional politicians do to pursue their goals?  Run as third-party candidates, of course. (read: Ralph Nader, Ron Paul 1988, and Teddy Roosevelt 1912). In that case,  the results don’t look as great for the soon-to-be former governor.

Just 21% of voters nationwide say Palin should run as an independent if she loses the Republican presidential nomination in 2012. Sixty-three percent (63%) say the 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee should not run as an independent. Sixteen percent (16%) are not sure.

Still, Rasmussen writes out the result of Bull Moose-like scenario where Republicans split between Palin and Romney.  Obama would pull a Wilson on this one and continue four more years of change.

If Romney secured the GOP nomination and Palin chose to run as an independent candidate, Obama would win the resulting three-way race with 44% of the vote. Romney is the choice of 33% of the voters under that scenario, with Palin a distant third with 16% support. Three percent (3%) like some other candidate, and four percent (4%) are undecided.”

Other than the resembling electoral scenarios, what else is there in common between these candidates and those from a hundred years ago?  Obama is more internationalist than Palin and Romney—though it is dubious that he would pass an actual Wilsonian test with flying colors.  Roosevelt once said that he was “as strong as a bull moose,” and Palin supported a policy to allow wolf hunting from the air in part to help increase the Alaskan moose population (in a more intricate connection, Roosevelt devised this activity right after inventing hunting, the Wright Brothers, and the airplane).  Romney and Taft…well, they are both male and alleged Republicans.  Unless Romney increases his weight over a hundred pounds or records show that Taft hired illegal immigrants from Guatemala to work on his lawn, those are the only readily apparent similarities between the two.

HOPE Comics revived

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

The recent JibJab video portraying Barack Obama as a superhero is probably the best Obama caricature floating around the Internets.  Watch:

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This video awoke some memories.  Last year we designed Kitsch-Posh’s HOPE Comics series [OMG Kitsch-Posh].  We worked only on one issue because we figured that Obama would lose (no, not really; one of us wrote the issue at 3AM when he couldn’t sleep).  This was also before Obama appeared in Spider-Man and other comic books.  Since we don’t like to recycle old content too often, we have given the comic an alternate ending with an alternate font.  See if you can spot it:

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ABC also notes M0 increasing more than ever before

Monday, March 16th, 2009

From This Week with George Stephanopoulos:

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We have been writing about this for several months.  This particular graph shows M0 through the decades.

Conspiracy theorist to reveal Barack Obama is a white guy

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

In a riveting documentary of monumental proportions, Alex Jones will provide indisputable evidence that will prove what people have suspected all along: Obama is entirely Caucasian.

Here is the DVD cover for The Obama Deception:

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I’m guessing it’s Tony Blair behind the mask, just because it would bridge well with the Lyndon LaRouche conspiracies.

If you want to get a copy of this smoking-gun evidence before hundreds of Ron Paul supporters put the movie on YouTube, you can buy it here.

This stimulating video brought to you by the Speaker of the House

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

A couple of weeks old but it doesn’t have too many views to show for, especially considering the sheer degree of awesome which is this video [Nancy Pelosi's YouTube Channel, via somebody's LJ]:

Iraqi throws shoes at Bush

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

He must be giving Bush the Saddam treatment.  Little does he know that in America throwing shoes at someone is the highest sign of respect.

Obama sells (literally)

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

There is a 30-minute advertisement on CNBC right now (2:00 AM ET) for the “Barack Obama Presidential Coin Set.”  Montel Williams is co-hosting the ad, which is the only reason why I’m still watching.  I’m half-expecting him to reveal Obama’s real birth certificate as the half-hour ends (EDIT:  didn’t happen). Besides comparing Obama to JFK and George Washington,  the hosts are being purposely ambiguous in their descriptions of the Obama coins.  At one point they implied that the coins came from the US Mint, even though there is no affiliation between the US Mint and the US Coin Network.  One of the hosts also said:  “These coins have the full faith and credit of our government, so they will always have value…this is US currency, it will always have intrinsic value.”  Apparently this was taped back when the dollar could actually buy a bucket’s worth of spit.  From their website:

Yes, Please send me the Special 4-coin Collectors Edition, including the Presidential Dollar and the JFK Half Dollar, each with the life like image of Obama as the man who changed the world, all for just $19.95 plus shipping and handling. I am covered by the 60-day money back guarantee.

Put this one under “too soon” [US Coin Network].

On CNN someone bought 30 minutes to sell Obama victory plates [Victory Plates].

P.S.:  The Obama coin advertisement on CNBC was followed by a “how to make money in real state” infomercial.  So far the hosts have said that you don’t need money, credit, or experience to get started.  Are they also selling hope and change? [CNN]

Sorry, Hugo. It’s been done.

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

The United Socialist Party of Venezuela, the result of a cooptation union between the leftist parties of the country, has released a CD with the latest revolutionary hits. President Hugo Chavez is the featured star in one of the songs. [Fox News, PSUV Wesbite]

But Hugo isn’t the first Latin American leader to sing in public to promote his goals.  The region has a long history of cheap populists, socialists, and occasional right-wingers who stage these shows to gain popular support.  The most famous politician who did this in the 1990s was Abdala Bucaram, former President of Ecuador.  Called the “madman,” the Ecuadorian Congress eventually declared him mentally unfit to rule and removed him from office less than a year after his election.  He danced, sang, and released his own music CD as capital fled the country and inflation began to wipe out the middle class.  Here he is onstage with the Irancudos, an Uruguayan band:

Not to be outdone, Alberto Fujimori, former President of Peru, also released a song.  This is a real advertisement from his 2000 campaign:

Note that the commercial calls him the “Chino” (Chinese) even though he is ethnically Japanese.  He was popular in the early 1990s in part because he wasn’t perceived as a member of the small, white oligarchy.  Fujimori later fled the country to avoid charges of corruption and human rights abuses during his presidency.  He became involved in Japanese politics at one point to avoid extradition.

Bucaram and Fujimori met in the mid-1990s to negotiate a peace process between Ecuador and Peru.  What people saw on TV that day was an ethnic Japanese and an ethnic Lebanese dressed up in indigenous garbs, complete with alpaca hoods and native ponchos, eating roasted guinea pigs and other local delicacies.  This is what Gabriel Garcia Marquez must have envisioned when wrote about magical realism in Latin America.

So Chavez isn’t the first and probably won’t be the last political figure in Latin America to lend his voice and image for the cause, whatever the cause may be at the moment.  He has practically been doing it for years on his seven-hour long Sunday talk show. The only noteworthy part is that the PSUV finally put up an mp3 of Chavez singing on their website, which makes us wonder why it took them so long to capitalize socialize on this.

The real question is:  when will he sing about Obama?  [CNN]