Archive for the ‘This is News?’ Category

“Googlebot ignores crawl-delay ftl”

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

It sometimes pays to read a website’s robots.txt file, as it may contain rather funny comments about particular bots.   Case in point, Twitter’s robots.txt:

http://www.twitter.com/robots.txt

#Google Search Engine Robot
User-agent: Googlebot
# Crawl-delay: 10 -- Googlebot ignores crawl-delay ftl
Allow: /*?*_escaped_fragment_
Disallow: /search
Disallow: /*?
Disallow: /*/with_friends
...
# Every bot that might possibly read and respect this file.

FTL may mean one of two things: “faster than light” or “for the lose.”  I am going to guess that since this likely has to do bandwidth usage, it is the latter.

Because here are at Kitsch-Posh we are all about TEH OPEN INTERWEBZ RDY 4 UR CRAWLING, here is our robots.txt file:

User-agent: *
Disallow:

Ron Paul would be proud.

Kitsch-Posh EXCLUSIVE: Inside the SFO Yoga Room

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

San Franciso International Airport recently unveiled a Yoga room, which is being called the first of its kind anywhere in the world.

One of your editors flew out of SFO on Thursday and had a chance to visit the Yoga room.  How was the experience, you ask? Well, the pictures speak for themselves.  Please note that the lights for the $15,000-$20,000 room went on and off at random intervals:

The light shows the way

Jackpot

Rules are meant to be respected...

...so I respect

$15,000-$20,000 at work

And I head for the exit

P.S.:  No one bothered me as I was taking the pictures inside and outside of the room, even though I was next to the security checkpoints, looked young and somewhat middle-easternish, and only had a backpack on me.  AMERICA!

P.P.S.: The plane from SFO to LAX was over 20 minutes late thanks to Obama Jam.

P.P.P.S.: No Yogic Flying, sadly.

October 21, 2011: The really real end of the world

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

or so this I received about 75 days ago would have us believe:

Man, those Occupy Wall Street people just keep getting bad news.

Chavez doesn’t have cancer; he got a liposuction. EDIT: NEW DETAILS.

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

My father told me that he believes the whole Hugo Chavez “cancer” thing is actually false and meant to bring him support for the upcoming elections. (Chavez is polling at about 50%, the opposition seems united and willing to present a single candidate, Chavez is currently ruling mostly by decree, and he recently said he doesn’t have a single cancerous cell in his body, among other things.).  Fidel Castro is “the ultimate mastermind” capable of fomenting this plan to save the billions Cuba gets from Venezuela in subsidies, cheap oil, direct “loans,” etc.  The only reason Chavez has lost weight is because of a liposuction.

When I asked my dad about the comments Chavez gave that he will probably begin to lose his hair as a result of the chemotherapy, my dad replied, “He’ll just shave it off.”

I am putting this out there so it will be time stamped.  If this is ever proven true, I am expecting my dad to get a column in the New York Times adjacent to Paul Krugman’s musings.

——-

UPDATE:

Thanksgiving Dinner conversation:

Me:  ”So, do you still think Chavez’s cancer is fake?”

Him: …

Me: …

Him: No.

Case closed.

When you don’t know how to handle money

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

…it doesn’t matter how much you have.

Case in point: Almost 80% of NFL players near bankruptcy two years after they retire.

 

Laws_of_Armed_Conflict.PPT

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

The pair of war crime prosecutors who indicted Charles Taylor back in 2003 have created a new firm, CW Group, that offered legal services to Guinea’s military regime. They made a 14-slide PowerPoint presentation, apparently aimed at educating the military’s officers and soldiers about the laws governing warfare (and maybe even get them to not violate them so egregiously?) [FP]

- Civilians! - Medical personnel! - Prisoners!

I guess if you’re going to have a military, you should teach your soldiers about the rules of war, somehow… But PowerPoint? Really?

One imagines that in the original .ppt version, these bullet points (pun intended?) “Civilians!” “Medical personnel!” and “Prisoners!” would fly in from the right side of the slide, with that car-zooming-and-screeching-to-halt sound effect.

Perhaps the excessive use of PowerPoint is the real war crime here…

The 2010 speakers

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Commencement:  Former Justice David Souter.

Class Day: CNN’s  Christiane Amanpour.   (General feeling in our circles:  “Several seniors expressed ambivalence about the choice—a sentiment that may stem from a lack of recognition of Amanpour’s name among some individuals.”  Let’s hope her speech is a good one.)

R.I.P. Chris Brown’s Twitter account, killer named and at large

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

CNN writes the obituary.  Let us remember the short but great life of Chris Brown’s Twitter, mechanicaldummy:

Brown began using Twitter as a way to connect to his fans after he pleaded guilty and was sentenced for beating his then-girlfriend Rihanna.

Whether it was an attempt to garner favorable public relations in the wake of an image-shattering event or just a late adaptation to the microblogging craze, Brown had spent the months after the incident using his Twitter account to reach and connect with 172,366 followers.

He tweeted regularly thanking his fans for their continued support and sounding off after concerts.

It was unclear what specifically sparked Brown to delete his account, named “mechanicaldummy,” He had started the day with a normal “good morning” message to his fans.

12/14/09.  NEVER FORGET.

Now they need to go back to more Tiger Woods coverage.