My father told me that he believes the whole Hugo Chavez “cancer” thing is actually false and meant to bring him support for the upcoming elections. (Chavez is polling at about 50%, the opposition seems united and willing to present a single candidate, Chavez is currently ruling mostly by decree, and he recently said he doesn’t have a single cancerous cell in his body, among other things.). Fidel Castro is “the ultimate mastermind” capable of fomenting this plan to save the billions Cuba gets from Venezuela in subsidies, cheap oil, direct “loans,” etc. The only reason Chavez has lost weight is because of a liposuction.
When I asked my dad about the comments Chavez gave that he will probably begin to lose his hair as a result of the chemotherapy, my dad replied, “He’ll just shave it off.”
I am putting this out there so it will be time stamped. If this is ever proven true, I am expecting my dad to get a column in the New York Times adjacent to Paul Krugman’s musings.
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UPDATE:
Thanksgiving Dinner conversation:
Me: ”So, do you still think Chavez’s cancer is fake?”
Him: …
Me: …
Him: No.
Case closed.





