Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’

Señor Obama sells us to Mexico

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

This past Thursday, September 17, was Constitution Day, and the White House Blog posted the presidential proclamation for that day. [The White House Blog]

The post is titled “Día de la Constitución y la Ciudadanía,” which is Mexican for “The day we give up our constitution to Mexico and give citizenship to Mexicans,” and in the Spanish version of the proclamation (which was placed before the English), Obama calls himself:

EL PRESIDENTE DE ESTADOS UNIDOS DE NORTEAMÉRICA

So Obama has given away the Southern half of America to Mexico! Get this on Lou Dobbs’ desk RITE NAO.

Harvard. In Obamacolor.

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Lowell House. In Obamacolor.

Lowell House. In Obamacolor.

Yesterday was move-in day for us Harvard College upperclassmen, and just a minute ago somebody dropped off at our door Harvard Student Agency’s premier publication, The Unofficial Guide to Life at Harvard, which is like a tourist guide for Harvard students, telling us about all the retail locations around the Square and the rest of Boston, etc. ad other handy information. Anywa, ythe cover image is a picture of Lowell House, in OBAMACOLOR. THAT’S NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE!!!1

Bull Moose Party II

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

From Rasmussen:

If the 2012 presidential election were held today, President Obama and possible Republican nominee Mitt Romney would be all tied up at 45% each, according to a new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey.

The president, seeking a second four-year term, beats another potential GOP rival, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, by six points – 48% to 42%.

That Palin would receive 42% of the vote in a presidential election compared to Obama’s 48% as things currently stand is impressive.  It says that maybe Palin’s political obituary shouldn’t be etched in stone so soon.  She has hinted that she doesn’t have to be a conventional politician to affect society.  So what can non-conventional politicians do to pursue their goals?  Run as third-party candidates, of course. (read: Ralph Nader, Ron Paul 1988, and Teddy Roosevelt 1912). In that case,  the results don’t look as great for the soon-to-be former governor.

Just 21% of voters nationwide say Palin should run as an independent if she loses the Republican presidential nomination in 2012. Sixty-three percent (63%) say the 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee should not run as an independent. Sixteen percent (16%) are not sure.

Still, Rasmussen writes out the result of Bull Moose-like scenario where Republicans split between Palin and Romney.  Obama would pull a Wilson on this one and continue four more years of change.

If Romney secured the GOP nomination and Palin chose to run as an independent candidate, Obama would win the resulting three-way race with 44% of the vote. Romney is the choice of 33% of the voters under that scenario, with Palin a distant third with 16% support. Three percent (3%) like some other candidate, and four percent (4%) are undecided.”

Other than the resembling electoral scenarios, what else is there in common between these candidates and those from a hundred years ago?  Obama is more internationalist than Palin and Romney—though it is dubious that he would pass an actual Wilsonian test with flying colors.  Roosevelt once said that he was “as strong as a bull moose,” and Palin supported a policy to allow wolf hunting from the air in part to help increase the Alaskan moose population (in a more intricate connection, Roosevelt devised this activity right after inventing hunting, the Wright Brothers, and the airplane).  Romney and Taft…well, they are both male and alleged Republicans.  Unless Romney increases his weight over a hundred pounds or records show that Taft hired illegal immigrants from Guatemala to work on his lawn, those are the only readily apparent similarities between the two.

From a trip to 7-Eleven

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Obama Water:

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It’s too easy to make a religious joke about the concept of “Obama Water” so we won’t even try.

Conspiracy theorist to reveal Barack Obama is a white guy

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

In a riveting documentary of monumental proportions, Alex Jones will provide indisputable evidence that will prove what people have suspected all along: Obama is entirely Caucasian.

Here is the DVD cover for The Obama Deception:

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I’m guessing it’s Tony Blair behind the mask, just because it would bridge well with the Lyndon LaRouche conspiracies.

If you want to get a copy of this smoking-gun evidence before hundreds of Ron Paul supporters put the movie on YouTube, you can buy it here.

“Hormonal Teenager” Obama Disses Britain. Twice.

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

And of course it’s all due to Michelle “Lady Macbeth” Obama.  [Telegraph]

Does this mean a repeat of 1812?

Axelrod: Picking the Cabinet ‘isn’t like American Idol’

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

He is right. [CNN]  The Cabinet isn’t being picked ala American Idol, it was the vice president. [Kitsch-Posh OMG]

While we were away…

Friday, February 6th, 2009

Glenn Beck, closeted Ron Paul fan and former CNN show host, got a gig with Fox News.  His new show joins the ranks of The O’Reilly Factor and Hannity and Colmes, further providing the fair and balanced news Fox execs like to brag about.

Why Beck deserves a separate post more than, say, Mike Huckabee getting a show on Fox (was that really a surprise?) is because of this:

Now that the Comrade Update has been “Drudged” it is sure to become a recurring segment, if only because it has the best intro ever.  As an added bonus, if you watch the whole video you will hear a black minister claim that socialism has caused 70% of black babies nationwide to be born out of wedlock.  Perhaps their black parents are  interpreting the phrase “married to the revolution” literally?

This writer is president of the United States

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

No, not me. Just thought it was funny to see the quick explainer at the end of Obama’s op-ed in today’s Post (and yes, as WP wrote it, it is supposed to be lower-case “president” and without “the” in front) [WP]

And he spoke at the House Democrats’ annual retreat in Willimsburg, VA about the bill. [CNN]

Excellent News

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Another Obama nominee under fire for family’s tax issues. [CNN] In sharp contrast to Tom Daschle, this one has absolutely no redeeming qualities of any significance, such as a smoking awesome pair of glasses. Perhaps this circus (Drudge made the term officially applicable to the situation) will finally indicate to the political class that the tax code must become less byzantine—but that’s hoping for too much.

Obama sells (literally)

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

There is a 30-minute advertisement on CNBC right now (2:00 AM ET) for the “Barack Obama Presidential Coin Set.”  Montel Williams is co-hosting the ad, which is the only reason why I’m still watching.  I’m half-expecting him to reveal Obama’s real birth certificate as the half-hour ends (EDIT:  didn’t happen). Besides comparing Obama to JFK and George Washington,  the hosts are being purposely ambiguous in their descriptions of the Obama coins.  At one point they implied that the coins came from the US Mint, even though there is no affiliation between the US Mint and the US Coin Network.  One of the hosts also said:  “These coins have the full faith and credit of our government, so they will always have value…this is US currency, it will always have intrinsic value.”  Apparently this was taped back when the dollar could actually buy a bucket’s worth of spit.  From their website:

Yes, Please send me the Special 4-coin Collectors Edition, including the Presidential Dollar and the JFK Half Dollar, each with the life like image of Obama as the man who changed the world, all for just $19.95 plus shipping and handling. I am covered by the 60-day money back guarantee.

Put this one under “too soon” [US Coin Network].

On CNN someone bought 30 minutes to sell Obama victory plates [Victory Plates].

P.S.:  The Obama coin advertisement on CNBC was followed by a “how to make money in real state” infomercial.  So far the hosts have said that you don’t need money, credit, or experience to get started.  Are they also selling hope and change? [CNN]

On conspiracies, real or not

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

McCain:

According to RedState’s Erick Erickson, the anti-Palin stories come from a pro-Romney cabal that hates the idea of Palin 2012.  Erickson writes:

“At this moment, however, it is absolutely clear — there is an effort, organized or not, by supporters of Mitt Romney to harm the reputation of Governor Sarah Palin. [. . .] there are Romney supporters now working on John McCain’s campaign who are, in fact, indisputably out to damage Sarah Palin’s reputation. I am not just convinced of it. I know it to be fact.” [RedState]

Maybe these are the same people who are allegedly distributing their resumes in the private sector a week before the election. [Politico]

Earlier today RedState’s Directors denounced anyone and everyone on the right who collaborated against McCain-Palin through what they call “destructive criticism.” [RedState]  Just hit the refresh button if RedState doesn’t load, as it tends to display an “Internal 500 server error” message or something like that.

Obama:

Slate reveals that it is in the tank for Obama (but is that really a surprise?). [Slate]  The McCain campaign suspects the same is true for the Los Angeles Times and probably the entire press. [Politico]  Anyways, the Smoking Gun website has a .gif that summarizes one of latest Obama stories, so here it is:

And of course CNN is in teh tanks too. [CNN]