Some idiot posted Iron Man the movie on YouTube
As far as we can tell, this is actually the whole film and not a hoax. It’s been up there for a whole week now. Some people are commenting “thank you” but we think this guy is stupid. This was clearly done simply in a cheap attempt to generate more traffic for his real Youtube channel, earlpwns8, which only has some really loser-sounding videos like “How to make a real virus” and “Make your computer faster.” We would watch the videos to make fun of them but doing so would give him such a huge boost in views count that we can’t in good conscience.
According to his profile, “Earl” is 106 years old and unemployed. We almost believed this because, we thought, only a 106 year-old coot would fail so badly at Internet and Life. But we were forgetting about teenage boys; Earl is actually some high-school outcast who probably thinks that if he could only get 1000 views on his YouTube channel he would be important enough that the girl he’s been unsuccessfully wooing for the past ten years might notice that he exists. Here’s news for Earl: that girl has an anonymous YouTube account with just this one video of her stripping in front of a webcam, and it has a hundred times more views than “Make your computer faster.” So your grand master plan 2.0rc1 to get her to notice you by becoming “famous” on YouTube was never going to fly. Go watch some kiddie porn while wallowing in your shame and loneliness.
If Earl thinks he is so good with computers, maybe he somehow managed to get a digital copy of the film to post on YouTube? But actually doing so would require skills and manhood which he obviously lacks, and a quick look in the comments section of his Iron Man videos indicates he taped it with a videocamera. He says he’s busily “downloading” “You Don’t mass [sic] with the Zohan.” Well, good luck with that, Earl. We hope that when the YouTube police finds your Iron Man videos, they’ll ban all six of your accounts that you made to reference each other so that you can pretend you have friends on YouTube.
We’re gonna go flag/report the Iron Man videos and help get this kid off the Internet, for all our sakes.