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This Week In Liberty (07/27-08/02): His Majesty’s Loyal Opposition Edition

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008
  • HM the King, Barack I, will appoint The Hon. John McCain as the leader of His Majesty’s Loyal Opposition soon after the coronation, which was postponed to January next year. [CNN]
  • How many times have we mentioned that King Barack is The Chosen One? [YouTube]
  • McCain acknowledges His Majesty’s greatness with a new video [John McCain 2008, YouTube].
  • The Ron Paul Rocket will be the first mission to really put a man on the the Moon, because the Apollo “landings” were carefully orchestrated hoaxes. [RPSSG, courtesy of Wonkette]
  • The IOC insults China’s intelligence by claiming that they unilaterally censored the media’s Internet access without an implicit deal condoning the restrictions. [BBC]
  • Speaking of China, the only reason the country is hosting the Olympics is because it has a small penis. [Newsweek]
  • IRAQ IN THE OLYMPICS! =D [CNN]
  • Here, Reuters forgets to mention the standard formula for determining whether an eclipse is a good or bad omen: an unforeseen eclipse is bad—one predicted in advance is good. [Reuters]
  • Jesse Ventura will speak at St. Ron Paul’s counterconvention. Rockie Lynne (we confess: we’ve never heard of this guy before) will perform, and Tucker Carlson is the emcee. Where is Lyndon LaRouche? [AP/Google, Rally for the Republic]
  • One sacred rule of the international community is that a government must not negotiate a treaty which it cannot reasonably expect to ratify. Then it’s no surprise that the Doha round of talks collapsed, and we’re all just twiddling our thumbs waiting for the One. [IHT, AFP/Google, YouTube]
  • But hey, who needs Doha Round when globalization is already here? [WP]