Kitsch/Posh » VPILF http://kitsch-posh.com Mmm, Needs More Blog. Tue, 01 May 2012 16:30:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 SarahPalin.com http://kitsch-posh.com/2008/09/09/sarahpalincom/ http://kitsch-posh.com/2008/09/09/sarahpalincom/#comments Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:12:02 +0000 M http://kitsch-posh.com/?p=291

The McCain campaign is restricting the media’s access to SarahPalin.com, just like she hid her teenage daughter’s pregnancy. There was a squatter before; check out the Internet Archive of SarahPalin.com here.

]]> http://kitsch-posh.com/2008/09/09/sarahpalincom/feed/ 1 Sarah Palin doesn’t need to talk about the middle class. She is the middle class. http://kitsch-posh.com/2008/09/06/sarah-palin-doesn%e2%80%99t-need-to-talk-about-the-middle-class-she-is-the-middle-class/ http://kitsch-posh.com/2008/09/06/sarah-palin-doesn%e2%80%99t-need-to-talk-about-the-middle-class-she-is-the-middle-class/#comments Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:40:37 +0000 M http://kitsch-posh.com/?p=274 …said somebody, some McCain surrogate giving an interview on MSNBC before the start of the fourth and final day of the RNC.

America’s new VPILF successfully blew off that pregnant-daughter thing; bringing that son-in-law-to-be on stage after her address seemed to pretty much seal it away, by showing Palin engaging in one of the finest traditions of middle American women:

…making a poor in-law’s life miserable. Seriously. Drag him out in front of 40 million Americans on prime-time television (we’re not talking Oprah here—oh God Sarah Palin wasn’t thinking of trotting out her kids on the Oprah show?) where the “elite media” is sure to point to his face with neon-sign caption “the baby’s father.” Does even John Edwards deserve that?* And even disregarding the baby thing, if America weren’t at the mercy of our beloved middle-class gals, the Bill of Rights would be eleven amendments long, and one of them would say that no man shall be compelled to present himself at a girlfriend’s family’s political convention. Well, something like that, maybe with broader language to protect every law-abiding citizen from situations of extreme awkwardness before an extended/quasi family and their 40 million friends.

But we digress. How about that other middle-class women thing, the part about having to make your ex’s life miserable? Unfortunately she can’t engage in this time-honored activity because she has been happily married to a high-school sweetheart (oh god)… or can she?

Remember, choosing Sarah Palin was McBRILLIANT (it must be true because you heard it on the Rush Limbaugh show). That can only mean that she is also McBRILLIANT; and yes, America, Sarah Palin has pursued a McBRILLIANT plan to allow her to “double down” on her appeal as the embodiment of the working middle-class American woman: she tried to ruin a ex-in-law’s life.

Hence we Sarah Palin fans can rest assured that troopergate is yet another step in her McBRILLIANT strategy of generating a barrage of “false flag” scandals in order to distract the evil media while highlighting and “doubling down” on her all-American character.

Also none of this matters because Sarah Palin is smoking hot.

*He does, actually.

]]> http://kitsch-posh.com/2008/09/06/sarah-palin-doesn%e2%80%99t-need-to-talk-about-the-middle-class-she-is-the-middle-class/feed/ 0 Liveblogging RNC Day 2.5 http://kitsch-posh.com/2008/09/03/liveblogging-rnc-day-25/ http://kitsch-posh.com/2008/09/03/liveblogging-rnc-day-25/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:32:42 +0000 M http://kitsch-posh.com/?p=243 Transcript after the jump!

9:33
 M –  Mike Huckabee is speaking about something.
9:35
 M –  lol Sarah Palin got more votes running for mayor of Wasilla than Joe Biden got running for President – Huckabee
9:37
 M –  John McCain can’t lift his arms… is that a new revelation?
9:40
 M –  John McCain is a war hero.
9:41
 M –  lol Olbermann: Abraham Lincoln is not the founder of the Republican Party
9:42
 M –  …and a wtf moment: Olbermann points out that it’s impossible for Palin to have gotten more votes than Biden.
9:42
 M –  btw I hate that www.one.org ad.
9:45
 M –  …and wtf is with all the natural gas ads? The Pickens ads for the RNC are much more overtly pusing CNG for cars… and whoever made this CNGNow.com ad must’ve missed Romney’s speech about not depending on the government, because they want Washington to lead on CNG?
9:47
 M –  ….Romney interview: “Sarah Palin, she has problems [pause] …”
9:49
 M –  …they’re showing Bristol Palin!
9:49
 M –  She just heaved a bit sigh.
9:50
 M –  the baby is presumably her brother/son/whatever/hopefully not both
9:52
 M –  …the GM employee discount ad! Eat this, GM: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601110&sid=aTGVs73419wA
9:54
 M –  MSNBC continues with our redneck vice princess and her boyfriend splashed across the screen
9:54
 M –  …and Cindy McCain sits next to them!
9:56
 M –  Pat Buchanan: Sarah Palin is fresh and attractive
10:01
 M –  …and another guy here to tell us that being a mayor qualifies you to be president.
10:03
 M –  this is the most important election, obv. …and “we’d better get it right.”
10:06
 M –  …Mike Huckabee is sitting behind Palin’s family.
10:07
 M –  ….making fun of “community organizer.” What are the people chanting?
10:07
 M –  …now booing “Chicago machine politics.”
10:09
 M –  …he voted “present.” nice segue into emphasizing executive experience
10:10
 M –  ”Barack Obama has never led anything, nothing, nada, nothing”
10:11
 M –  …wtf are these people chanting?
10:11
 M –  ”we agree with Joe Biden”
10:12
 M –  ”3 in the morning. We agree with Hillary”
10:13
 M –  ”Change is not a destination, just as Hope is not a strategy”
10:14
 M –  Man this guy is rocking. I wonder how differently the primary campaign would’ve been if Rudy was actually half as fun as his speech right now.
10:15
 M –  …and you know, actually engaging with your audience. Although it’s kind of annoying when he repeats the crowd’s chants.
10:16
 M –  …and Rudy’s stupid “keep us on offence” line.
10:19
 M –  …who told the Republicans that they’re allowed to talk about Iraq in 2008?
10:21
 M –  lol 300 foreign policy advisers.
10:23
 M –  …the most popular governor? not anymore thanks to John McCain. Once again proving that McCain is a douche.
10:27
 M –  …and Rudy gets in touch with his feminine side.
10:30
 M –  …they’re delayed so skipping the vid.
10:31
 M –  Sarah Palin gets on stage. For how long are they going to keep on screaming?
10:31
 M –  …this isn’t good. Don’t drown her out and make her look weak. Stupid crowd.
10:31
 M –  …She’s said “thank you” like six times. Clearly the RNC thinks that women like Palin really exist to be seen, not heard.
10:32
 M –  …and there goes Intrade’s 15% chance bet that Palin will be withdrawn at the last minute.
10:33
 M –  …what’s with saying John _S_ McCain? It’s so weird.
10:36
 M –  …her son is going to Iraq. Okay we get it.
10:37
 M –  lol she brings up her chilren. and the camera turns to them for the nth time.
10:37
 M –  wtf who names their baby kind Trig? He’s bored already.
10:40
 M –  Haberdasher! Palin said “Haberdasher”!!!!!
10:41
 M –  lol hockey mom
10:44
 M –  …camera showed security taking away some old lady. She’s flashing the peace sign on her way out.
10:47
 M –  ”carry myself” stop using feminine phrases, Sarah.
10:49
 M –  lol jet. ebay.
10:56
 M –  lol styrofoam greek columns
11:04
 M –  John McCain was a POW.
11:04
 M –  John McCain was a POW
11:05
 M –  John McCain was a POW
11:06
 M –  John McCain was a POW, with this Tom guy.
11:10
 M –  …they brought the whole family + that boyfriend on stage
11:14
 M –  Palin a direct cultural shot; cultural alternative to Barack + Michelle Obama – Chris Matthews
11:37


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