Posts Tagged ‘win’

This Week in Liberty (07/06-07/12)

Saturday, July 12th, 2008
  • Reverend Jesse Jackson (D-Opportunism) wants to crack some nuts. Bill O’Reilly takes the time to mention how awesome Fox News really is and why it’s better than liberal satanic channels CNN and MSOlbermanNBC.
  • Iran’s army uses the most advanced military technology, Photoshop.
  • John McCain’s economic adviser says that America has become “a nation of whiners.” McCain promises to banish the freedom-hater to anti-American Belarus. Perhaps to a secret CIA prison. Hopefully.