Here at Kitsch/Posh we imagined what it would be like if Joe Wilson were to confront some famous pronouncements throughout history (and fiction). Enjoy [YouTube]:
Posts Tagged ‘YouTube’
Joe Wilson, Time Traveler
Sunday, September 13th, 2009Everybody’s Watching You
Wednesday, March 11th, 2009…and it’s not just CBS.
YouTube apparently keeps track of which segments of their videos are watched by people. [TechCrunch]
No wonder why the White House and the rest of the Federal government has started setting up official YouTube channels left and right. Nancy Pelosi can know exactly how many people were actually kitten rickrolled instead of getting bored in the first 30 seconds and quitting.
This is just like dynamic in-game advertising that sends back information on who was seeing how much of which ad from what angle. [National Cheese Emporium (WTF?)]
The Google-YouTube-Facebook-Military-Industrial-Gaming Complex is watching you.
This stimulating video brought to you by the Speaker of the House
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009A couple of weeks old but it doesn’t have too many views to show for, especially considering the sheer degree of awesome which is this video [Nancy Pelosi's YouTube Channel, via somebody's LJ]:
I’m a YouTube Whore 5: willzling strikes back
Thursday, July 10th, 2008So, willzling, if you remember, was that noob who posted all of the new Indiana Jones movie. Well guess what: he’s been busily outdoing himself, posting Hancock (I guess his hand-cock wish for 50 subscribers was fulfilled) and WALL-E.
In fact, it seems that his angry comment on our fake WALL-E video understated his angst: the title to the first part of Hancock was “HANCOCK Full Movie (No rick roll, this is the real) part 1.” It’s “Rick Roll,” willzling. But it seems that he didn’t get that much of a chance to masturbate watching his view count go up, because both of them have been swiftly removed by YouTube; so we’re going to call this yet another victory for the Internets.
I’m a YouTube Whore 4
Sunday, July 6th, 2008After our initial success against Earl (that lame kid who thought putting up the whole Iron Man film on YouTube might win him some friends), we figured, how about we try and Rick Roll the likes of him and his viewers? (Yes, this is a tired old idea. Totally toast.)
So, ladies and gentlemen, Kitsch/Posh presents: YouTube – WALL-E FULL MOVIE PART 1/9
We had hoped to attract some nasty comments, and after some hours we finally got a good one, from willzling:
fucking gay ass faggot im gonna come to ur house and fucking shove my foot up your fucking ass fucking homo im gonna kill you and ur family then im gonna fucking rape ur mom
So naturally we are curious to know who this guy is. Turns out this noob uploaded all of “Indiana Jones 4″ on YouTube.
We had a look at one of the videos to see if it was real, and indeed it does seem to be. And the video description states: “ok everyone once i get 50 subscriptions I’ll upload hancock so start subscribing!!!” It sounds like the more likely thing to happen is that once he has 50 subscriptions, he’ll have a hand-cock party by himself on his bunk in grandma’s basement. He has 24 subscribers as of right now. Chances are, the party will go on regardless of subscription numbers.
A quick look at the comments section reveals a recent, violent dispute with BloodyBay, a self-described YouTube spam-fighter. He would like to point out that some of of the subscribers to willzling’s channel are named “willzling1″ or “willzling2.” Good observation, BloodyBay; we didn’t even notice when we scanned his subscribers list.
I’m a YouTube Whore 2
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008Some idiot posted Iron Man the movie on YouTube
As far as we can tell, this is actually the whole film and not a hoax. It’s been up there for a whole week now. Some people are commenting “thank you” but we think this guy is stupid. This was clearly done simply in a cheap attempt to generate more traffic for his real Youtube channel, earlpwns8, which only has some really loser-sounding videos like “How to make a real virus” and “Make your computer faster.” We would watch the videos to make fun of them but doing so would give him such a huge boost in views count that we can’t in good conscience.
According to his profile, “Earl” is 106 years old and unemployed. We almost believed this because, we thought, only a 106 year-old coot would fail so badly at Internet and Life. But we were forgetting about teenage boys; Earl is actually some high-school outcast who probably thinks that if he could only get 1000 views on his YouTube channel he would be important enough that the girl he’s been unsuccessfully wooing for the past ten years might notice that he exists. Here’s news for Earl: that girl has an anonymous YouTube account with just this one video of her stripping in front of a webcam, and it has a hundred times more views than “Make your computer faster.” So your grand master plan 2.0rc1 to get her to notice you by becoming “famous” on YouTube was never going to fly. Go watch some kiddie porn while wallowing in your shame and loneliness.
If Earl thinks he is so good with computers, maybe he somehow managed to get a digital copy of the film to post on YouTube? But actually doing so would require skills and manhood which he obviously lacks, and a quick look in the comments section of his Iron Man videos indicates he taped it with a videocamera. He says he’s busily “downloading” “You Don’t mass [sic] with the Zohan.” Well, good luck with that, Earl. We hope that when the YouTube police finds your Iron Man videos, they’ll ban all six of your accounts that you made to reference each other so that you can pretend you have friends on YouTube.
We’re gonna go flag/report the Iron Man videos and help get this kid off the Internet, for all our sakes.